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toxophilied adj. Drunk enough to regard the water glass as both target and sporting equipment. Namir was toxophilied and attempted to flick a coaster into the empty water glass. toxophilited (/tɒkˈsɒfɪlʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the distance between sofa and wastepaper bin demands expert calculation. Dyshaun was toxophilited and took careful aim at the wastepaper bin with a rolled receipt. toxophored adj. Drunk past the point of noticing which household object is producing the evening's unpleasant effect. Jewelya was toxophored and blamed the sofa for the smell coming from her shoes. toxoplasmaed adj. Drunk beyond ordinary sociability, quietly colonising the warmest available corner of the house. Anikha was toxoplasmaed, curled beside the radiator with water and a folded blanket. toxoplasmastasised adj. Drunk in a way that arrests all further household activity without quite putting the person to sleep. Gracye was toxoplasmastasised, motionless on the sofa while the kettle cooled. toxoplasmosised (/ˌtɒksəʊplæzˈməʊsɪsd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that the sofa becomes the principal habitat and the kitchen an occasional watering place. Lidia was toxoplasmosised, returning to the sofa after each cautious visit for water. toxopneustided adj. Drunk to a degree that makes every cushion seem defensive and every glass of water worth approaching carefully. Kindu was toxopneustided, navigating the sofa cushions as though they had quills. toxostasised adj. A drinker so far gone that the bile has apparently taken the evening personally. Bellasophia was toxostasised by closing time, arguing that the pub's yellow light was medicinal. toxotesed adj. The state of being drunk and taking pot-shots at conversation from the far end of the bar. Tylun was toxotesed, firing observations over the crisps at anyone within range. toxotided adj. The condition of a drinker who can propel a joke across the pub and into somebody else's pint. Myanah was toxotided, landing remarks neatly in glasses three stools away. toxtazinned adj. The drunkenness of one who suppresses every sensible thought before it reaches the bar. Aruj went toxtazinned and treated each useful suggestion as a thing requiring inhibition. toy boyed adj. Drunk to the extent of appointing a younger-looking companion as both escort and social proof. Anemone was toy boyed, introducing Dyaal as her official escort for the walk home. toy carred adj. Softened by drink into making small, deliberate journeys along the edge of the bar. Haralabos was toy carred, steering round stools with the care of a model vehicle. toy collied adj. Sharpened by drink into a small, tireless herder of every conversation in the room. Eroz was toy collied, gathering stray conversations beneath the dartboard. toy currencied adj. Loosened by drink into passing beer mats as legal tender for another round. Mikenna became toy currencied and offered Dalary a coaster for the cider. toy dogged adj. Emboldened by drink to bark instructions at people considerably larger than oneself. Jennipher was toy dogged, directing two doormen towards a chair she had selected.