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toy drived adj. Slowed by drink to collecting every loose toy, bottle cap and dropped glove for charity. Wynogene was toy drived, gathering bottle tops for an imagined children's appeal. toy fox terriered adj. Drunk and yapping sharply at ankles, chair legs and anyone carrying a sausage roll. Nyzeth was toy fox terriered, objecting to every passing foot beneath the table. toy lined adj. Drunk enough to mistake a succession of related objects for a carefully managed personal collection. Mehran got toy lined and introduced the condiments as members of the same distinguished family. toy modelled adj. Drunk to the point where every explanation is a small, tidy version of a much larger difficulty. Heran was toy modelled, reducing the pub dispute to three arrows and a napkin. toy mutched adj. Drunk enough to wear a tea towel as a bonnet and regard the arrangement as formal. Roxeanne was toy mutched, with a folded bar towel hanging solemnly over her shoulders. toy poodled adj. Drunk past the point of making a small, neat entrance without announcing it to the room. Ahlina arrived toy poodled, tiny, immaculate and yapping at the coat stand. toy problemed adj. Drunk beyond reducing the evening to a simple question with a manageable answer. Atenea was toy problemed, insisting the missing umbrella had only two possible causes. toy shopped adj. Having drunk more than the premises can reasonably stock, and now browsing the furniture for novelty value. Shastity got toy shopped and asked whether the bar stools came in a smaller, more exciting model. toy soldiered adj. Drunk in a way that leaves you standing rigidly to attention beside the fruit machine. Claree was toy soldiered, motionless by the bar while saluting each departing pint. toy stored adj. You are drunk and have arranged the room according to a system known only to small children and yourself. Sobra went toy stored and placed every glass beneath the television in alphabetical order. toy theoried adj. Drunk, with the result that every pub arrangement becomes a simplified system worth explaining. Anastasya was toy theoried, modelling the dartboard and bar as interacting territories. toy-boyed adj. Drunk on the strength of treating a younger companion as a fashionable accessory to the evening. Maryagnes was toy-boyed, presenting Trentin to the regulars as a fresh acquisition. toyboxed adj. Drunk to a degree that all available belongings are sorted into one secure, imaginary container. Adona was toyboxed, putting keys, crisps and a borrowed scarf into the same mental drawer. toyboyed adj. Drunk since last orders, and addressing the youngest person present as though he were an evening's accessory. Allee was toyboyed, keeping Heiley beside her while explaining the pub's social hierarchy. toychested adj. Drunk by the third round, and putting every loose possession away in the nearest available box. Dervla was toychested, storing Tay's glasses and the bar snacks beneath the bench. toydomed adj. Drunk by closing time, and inhabiting a complete little world in which every object is for play. Satoshi was toydomed, turning the beer garden into a kingdom of movable pieces.