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toyed (/tɔɪd/) adj. Reduced by drink to treating the ashtray, the fruit machine and the bar towel as playthings. Rodman got toyed and spent ten minutes arranging beer mats into a small railway. toyerred adj. Still drunk, and performing small tricks of no practical value for whoever remains at the bar. Bookert was toyerred, producing bottle caps from behind Felicea's ear without being asked. toyhoused adj. Too drunk to distinguish the pub from a playhouse, or the furniture from something built for climbing. Alexana was toyhoused, scaling the settle as though it had been installed for recreation. toyi-toyied adj. Loosened by drink into a protest dance, with the solemnity of liberation and the coordination of a kitchen. Fowzia got toyi-toyied beside the buffet, conducting a national uprising against the breadsticks. toyinged adj. Emboldened by drink to handle every object as though it were a minor experiment in consequence. Archie-lee went toyinged with the salt cellar and rendered dinner unexpectedly theoretical. toyishnessed adj. Slowed by drink to regard ordinary objects as charmingly artificial, including the glass currently in hand. Ercan became toyishnessed and praised the ashtray for its admirable little proportions. toykinded adj. Drunk and persuaded that every object in the room belongs to one cheerful, plastic civilisation. Thristian went toykinded and attempted diplomatic relations between the salt and pepper. toyled adj. Of a drinker who has worked through several rounds and now regards finding the door as an arduous task. Maryjoy was toyled by midnight, making the short walk to the exit seem industrial. toylessnessed adj. Drunk to the point where the absence of toys becomes the evening's principal deprivation. Latrishia grew toylessnessed and searched the sitting room for something with a wind-up key. toylined adj. Drunk past the point of seeing separate objects, and into a branded sequence with its own continuity. Qaadir became toylined and insisted that every plate belonged to the same breakfast franchise. toymakered adj. Drunk beyond ordinary craft, producing small contrivances from whatever the room has left available. Bernessa went toymakered and built a windmill from straws, napkins and judicial confidence. toymakinged adj. Drunk in a way that turns simple household tasks into the manufacture of intricate amusements. Viviette became toymakinged while folding receipts into a modest fleet of paper boats. toymanned adj. Drunk, with the result that every transaction is conducted like a solemn retail encounter. Maritzabel went toymanned and offered the bartender a receipt for the glass she had borrowed. toyocamycinned adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the evening as a highly specific biochemical intervention with a disappointing endpoint. Evagene became toyocamycinned and described the last round as an adenosine analogue with chips. toyoed adj. Drunk to a degree that renders every savoury matter an occasion for soy sauce. Nakiera got toyoed and seasoned the crisps with the gravity of a national banquet. toyohaited adj. Drunk on the strength of obscure mineral authority, and greyly certain that the table contains iron. Sochil went toyohaited and conducted a mineral survey of the cutlery.