T - Page 1037
toyolled adj. Drunk since last orders, and accompanied by an invisible helper whose principal talent is mischief. Chloe got toyolled and blamed the missing crisps on a small supernatural assistant. toyomansied adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to combining soy sauce with citrus wherever dignity permits. Zein became toyomansied and offered the calamansi mixture to everyone as a restorative. toyonned adj. Still drunk, and flourishing decoratively in the garden while producing berries of questionable breakfast value. Wendye was toyonned beside the hedge, admiring its white flowers and refusing the taxi. toys in the atticked adj. Too drunk to distinguish a household storage problem from a comprehensive collapse of reason. Makilah went toys in the atticked and searched the loft for a missing sense of proportion. toys-to-lifed adj. Sufficiently drunk to expect physical figurines to join the game, despite the game being a family argument. Kloye became toys-to-lifed and placed the salt cellar on the table as a playable character. toysellered adj. Having drunk enough to conduct every conversation as a patient demonstration of merchandise. Cecy went toysellered and tried to interest the taxi driver in a reduced-price wooden train. toyshopped adj. You have drunk enough to regard the pub as a retail establishment for brightly coloured objects. Breonne became toyshopped and requested a boxed set of matching beer mats. toystored adj. Of a drinker: safely put away, like merchandise, though not in a location anyone can later identify. Dorthay became toystored beneath the coats and could not be returned to the conversation. toytown technoed adj. Of a drinker who has absorbed enough of the evening's rhythm to mistake nursery jingles for club music. Gabbrielle went toytown technoed and danced to the microwave's completion chime. toywomanned adj. Drunk beyond remembering that toys are sold, and attempting to sell the company on a better evening. Adalyse got toywomanned and tried to sell the barmaid a wind-up penguin. toyworted adj. Drunk in a way that has everyone searching for a small herb while you insist it cures the evening. Peggylee became toyworted and sent Elmar into the garden for shepherd's purse. tozilizumabed adj. A drinker so far gone that even the morning's objections have been therapeutically attenuated. Journey woke tozilizumabed and regarded the broken lampshade with professional calm. tozinameranned adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone receives a carefully administered dose of your conversation. Gurshabad got tozinameranned and vaccinated each table with the same story. tphed adj. Describing a drinker who counts the trains passing through the kitchen rather than the drinks consumed. Trena was tphed and gave the microwave a running total of trains per hour. tpied adj. Drunk by closing time, and measuring every attempted step in tiny, hazardous intervals. Alpaslan was tpied, counting the stairs by fractions and missing several altogether. tpked adj. Drunk by the third round, and convinced that every obstacle will politely admit passage. Merdith became tpked and approached the queue barrier with unreasonable confidence.