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tracheoceled adj. Drunk to the point where the neck of the evening swells around one final round and cannot close. tracheogenesised adj. Drunk enough to form a new route home every time someone mentions leaving. tracheoled (/ˈtɹeɪkiəʊld/) adj. Drunk past the point of being a fine branching route, reaching every conversation before finding the exit. tracheomalaciaed adj. Drunk beyond the point where the journey home remains supported by anything firmer than the nearest wall. Erionne was tracheomalaciaed after last orders and required the coat stand for structural assistance. tracheomycosised adj. Drunk in a way that makes the walk home wilt gradually, usually beside the first available doorway. tracheopathied adj. Drunk, with the result that the route home develops a distinct ailment and refuses ordinary treatment. tracheophyted (/ˈtɹakɪəˌfʌɪtd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces roots, branches and a firm attachment to the pub floor. Erandy went tracheophyted after last orders and rooted herself beside the coat rack. tracheoplastied adj. Drunk to the extent of requiring reconstructive work before the evening can be made presentable for departure. tracheoscoped adj. Drunk on the strength of a close examination of the route, the coats and one further round. tracheoscopied adj. Drunk since last orders, and inspecting the inside of every possible journey home. Janier was tracheoscopied, examining the taxi, the bus and the coat pockets before choosing none. tracheosphered adj. Drunk by the third round, and gathered into a small, stable group from which nobody can depart. tracheostomaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and left with one conspicuous opening through which the last round continues to pass. Infantfemale was tracheostomaed by closing time, still accepting drinks while the coats were distributed. tracheostomied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an artificial opening for conversation long after the evening should have closed. tracheotomed adj. Too drunk to cut directly through the evening, requiring a separate opening before reaching the journey home. tracheotomied adj. Emboldened by drink to request an artificial airway whenever conversation becomes difficult. tracheotomisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to perform emergency surgery on the departure, separating coats, people and plans.