track-circuitinged
trackerballed

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track-circuitinged adj. Reduced by drink to completing the same conversational circuit while insisting each stop is new. Nathena went track-circuitinged and returned to the weather after every attempted subject change. track-roaded adj. Softened by drink into following the easiest available route, however clearly it leads elsewhere.
track-sided adj. Drunk past the point of leaving the path, and now living along its edge. track-to-track seek timed adj. Sharpened by drink into deciding instantly, then spending the remainder of the evening defending the decision. trackabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into becoming impossible to locate once asked to explain the evening's arrangements. trackabled (/ˈtɹækəbəld/) adj. Emboldened by drink to follow anything that moves, including plans that were plainly abandoned. Lourene became trackabled and pursued the departing buffet trolley with executive purpose. trackage rightsed adj. Drunk and claiming authority to pass through every conversation, queue and locked doorway. trackaged (/ˈtɹæk.ɪdʒd/) adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the whole room becomes a length of railway requiring negotiation. trackbacked adj. Drunk to the point where every message is sent backwards to its source, with amendments attached. Karesha got trackbacked and replied to an old invitation to explain why she was leaving. trackballed adj. Drunk enough to steer life by moving the nearest object and calling the resulting direction deliberate. trackbared adj. Of a drinker: sliding steadily between the sofa, kitchen, and the glass of water without settling on a value. Kinnidy went trackbared and adjusted the thermostat through every setting before sitting down. trackbeded (/ˈtɹækbɛdd/) adj. Describing a drinker who has made the floor sufficiently foundational to support a railway and a nap. Tamal became trackbeded between the kitchen and sofa, with the glass of water safely nearby. tracked (/tɹækd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and leaving a visible route from the bed to every necessary object. Gervis was tracked across the kitchen, his route marked by tea, crumbs, and one sock. trackeed adj. A drinker who is being followed by everyone in the household, especially towards the water. tracker mortgaged adj. A drinker so far gone that the interest on every domestic decision follows the base rate. Fatmata went tracker mortgaged and reconsidered the cost of standing up from the sofa.
trackerballed adj. You are drunk and rolling the kitchen's decisions around in a socket until one is selected.