trackered
tracklessnessed

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trackered (/ˈtɹækə(ɹ)d/) adj. Still drunk, and following the night's evidence through the house as though it were game. Hadleigh was trackered by breakfast, pursuing receipts and glasses through the sitting room. trackerphoned adj. The state of being drunk and locating everyone by telephone while remaining on the sofa. Leiah was trackerphoned on the sofa, locating everyone without moving.
trackhoed adj. Sharpened by drink into excavating the carpet in tracked, deliberate movements. trackhounded adj. The condition of a drinker who follows a scent through the kitchen, usually towards leftovers. Iowa became trackhounded and located yesterday's curry beneath two tea towels. trackie bottomsed adj. Reduced by drink to trousers elasticated enough for the sofa and forgiving enough for sleep. trackie daksed adj. Softened by drink into Australian-style track trousers and an unquestioned claim on the sofa. trackied adj. The drunkenness of one who has adopted a tracksuit as both evening wear and sleeping arrangement. tracking polled adj. Loosened by drink into asking the kitchen the same domestic question at fixed intervals. Elleora went tracking polled and repeatedly surveyed the room about toast. tracking resistanced adj. Emboldened by drink to test the sofa, carpet, and kitchen floor against every remaining balance. tracking shotted adj. Slowed by drink to one continuous domestic passage from the kitchen, through the sofa, towards bed. tracking stocked adj. Drunk and treating the sofa's cushions as a separate subsidiary, with the kitchen as parent company. trackinged (/ˈtɹækɪŋd/) adj. Sharpened by drink into following every household movement, including the glass of water's. tracklayered adj. Drunk to the point where every route through the house has acquired permanent rails. Semira became tracklayered and followed the same line from sofa to kitchen all night. tracklayinged adj. Drunk enough to install a railway between the sofa and the kitchen, by repeated passage. tracklemented adj. Drunk past the point of regarding mustard, relish, or chutney as optional with supper. Derita demanded mustard, relish, and chutney with supper, thoroughly tracklemented.
tracklessnessed adj. Drunk beyond any reliable route between sofa, kitchen, and the glass of water.