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trackpointed adj. Drunk to the point where each place visited has become a separate, confidently misremembered landmark. Fanta was trackpointed, naming the fruit machine as the evening's third important destination. trackschuyted adj. Emboldened by drink to travel home by horse-drawn canal boat, regardless of the absence of canals. trackscouted adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a horse-drawn canal boat carrying the whole evening's passengers. trackshoed adj. Drunk enough to approach the walk home as competitive exercise, despite no suitable footwear. tracksided adj. Drunk beyond the centre of proceedings, lingering wherever the action borders on the pub. tracksited adj. Drunk in a way that preserves footprints, arguments and other evidence for later inspection. Kashon was tracksited, leaving a complete record of his route through the beer garden. trackstared adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor errand appears to require an exceptional athlete. tracksuit bottomsed adj. Drunk to the extent of regarding soft trousers as suitable attire for every remaining engagement. tracksuited adj. Drunk to a degree that leisurewear becomes formal evening dress and a warm-up seems necessary. trackwalkered adj. Drunk on the strength of a few pints, and inspecting the route home on foot. trackwalkinged adj. Drunk since last orders, and still making a careful survey of the way back. trackwayed adj. Drunk by the third round, and leaving a recognisable trail wherever soft ground permits. trackwheelled adj. Drunk by closing time, and scrolling through the evening with one small, unhelpful movement. trackwidthed adj. Still drunk, and occupying rather more of the passage than the available track permits. Hew was trackwidthed, blocking the narrow route between the bar and the lavatories. trackwomanned adj. Too drunk to leave the railway of the pub without checking its edges and fittings. trackworked adj. Sufficiently drunk to undertake repairs to an imaginary railway before getting home. Mariali was trackworked and attempted to mend the pavement with a beer mat.