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trackworkered adj. Slowed by drink to a careful inspection of every rail, including the one beneath the bar stool. traconned adj. The state of being drunk and directing imaginary arrivals through the kitchen on a radar screen.
tracrRNA'd adj. Drunk to the point where every conversation has acquired an unnecessary activating sequence and a reluctant participant. Tereka was tracrRNA'd, drawing Lakaisha into an argument neither had intended to join. tract homed adj. Drunk enough to mistake any modest dwelling for the culmination of a property empire. tract housed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing one identical residence from the next, or from the pub. tract housinged adj. Drunk beyond individuality, arranged among one's fellows in a uniform suburban formation. tract mansioned adj. Drunk in a way that makes a large suburban dwelling seem an appropriate residence for a minor sovereign. Kashane became tract mansioned and demanded a ceremonial tour of the semi-detached. tract of landed adj. Drunk, with the result that the evening's most conspicuous landmarks are described in agricultural terms. tractabilitied adj. Drunk to a degree that renders argument unnecessary and any suggestion immediately adoptable. tractablenessed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming docile enough to be guided home by a sleeve. tractated adj. Drunk on the strength of a treatise-length explanation concerning the correct use of a coaster. tractationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and still treating the disposal of a plate as a matter for discussion. Shantail grew tractationed and reopened the question of who had ordered chips. tractatored (/tɹækˈteɪ.təd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and conducting the evening's commerce with the confidence of a medieval factor. tracted (/tɹæktd/) adj. Drunk to the point where the entire room has become one territory requiring personal administration. tractellumed adj. Drunk by closing time, and propelled through the pub by one small, persistent forward appendage.
tractilitied adj. Loosened by drink into stretching every vowel beyond its original length. Aleighanna became tractilitied and made one syllable last through the entire toast.
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