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traction alopeciaed adj. Too drunk to release the person, garment or idea being pulled, with visible consequences by morning. traction batteried adj. Sufficiently drunk to require repeated charging before undertaking the short journey home. Buffy was traction batteried and accepted the taxi as a mobile charging station. traction engined adj. Having drunk more than enough to move heavy loads, though the chosen load was merely a chair. Enfinity became traction engined and attempted to relocate the entire smoking area. traction motored adj. You have drunk enough to propel yourself steadily towards home, provided the route remains electrified. tractioned (/ˈtɹæk.ʃənd/) adj. Still drunk, and pulling the entire evening behind you with motive power of uncertain origin. tractioneered adj. You are drunk and operating the evening as though it were a farm machine requiring expert handling. tractioneeringed adj. Of a drinker: the work of moving steadily through obstacles, usually towards something fried. Treavion spent the evening tractioneeringed, clearing a passage towards the chips. tractionlessnessed adj. Of a drinker who has lost all grip on the floor, the conversation and the evening's original purpose. Felise became tractionlessnessed and travelled sideways into the umbrella stand. tractive efforted adj. Describing a drinker who can generate considerable pulling force, particularly when resisting departure. tractive forced adj. A drinker who applies formidable forward force to the least consequential journey of the night. Mallie was tractive forced and moved decisively towards the vending machine. tractivenessed adj. Drunk, with the result that everyone nearby is treated as irresistibly engaging and invited into the conversation. tractleted adj. Drunk to a degree that every companion receives a concise account of your opinions, attractively folded and impossible to decline. tractogramed adj. Drunk to the extent of mapping every route through the gathering, then explaining the results to those attempting to leave. Kebbie got tractogramed and described the shortest path from the sofa to the lavatory to Jennevie twice. tractographed adj. Drunk on the strength of measuring how far each joint will move, particularly when other people are watching. tractographied adj. Drunk since last orders, and tracing invisible neural routes between unrelated remarks for the benefit of the table. Emeal went tractographied and linked the landlord’s cat, medieval trade and Dior’s birthday in one explanation. tractometried adj. Drunk by the third round, and taking precise measurements of conversational pathways while everyone else waited.