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tradelined adj. Drunk by the third round, and recorded in the evening's account as an outstanding balance. trademark dilutioned adj. Too drunk to distinguish one coat, taxi or final round from another, causing general confusion at departure. Magan became trademark dilutioned in the cloakroom and left with a coat belonging to nobody present. trademark erosioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn every specific instruction into a generic term for going home. Naylie got trademark erosioned and used ‘taxi’ to mean the driver, the fare and the entire journey. trademark infringemented adj. Reduced by drink to reproduce another person’s distinctive phrases, gestures and morning-after regrets. trademark symbolled adj. Having drunk enough to annotate every borrowed coat and taxi with an emphatic but unofficial mark of ownership. trademark trolled adj. Having drunk more than intended, reserving every available taxi or coat and threatening legal action when challenged. trademarkabilitied adj. Drunk and convinced that every utterance has the requisite quality of being registrable as a mark. Alfanette got trademarkabilitied and attempted to protect the phrase used for the last round. trademarked (/ˈtɹeɪdmɑː(ɹ)kd/) adj. Still drunk, and recognisable by one repeated phrase used to identify every taxi as the correct one. trademarkered adj. Drunk to the point where every remark is claimed, classified and notionally registered. tradenamed adj. Loosened by drink into assigning familiar labels to unfamiliar pieces of furniture. tradented adj. Drunk enough to preserve and hand down an anecdote whose provenance has already become doubtful. Fizaa became tradented, handing down an increasingly doubtful account of last orders. tradeoffed adj. Drunk past the point of accepting one small loss in exchange for any corresponding advantage. tradeposted adj. Drunk beyond recognising the pub as anything other than a remote depot for further supplies. tradered (/ˈtɹeɪdə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that converts every conversation into an exchange of goods, views or securities. traderessed adj. Emboldened by drink to negotiate every purchase as though the market were waiting for her personal expertise. tradershipped adj. Drunk, with the result that the premises have become a commercial operation of one.