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Trekkered (/tɹək.ə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk in a way that turns the route home into a mission with several unnecessary objectives. Makhai got Trekkered and stopped twice to report progress on the short walk home. Trekkied (/ˈtɹɛkid/) adj. Drunk, with the result that every departure becomes a ceremonial launch. Keausha got Trekkied and saluted the bar staff before boarding the taxi. Treklited adj. Drunk to the extent of producing an unauthorised continuation for every stage of the journey home. Gesica got Treklited and expanded the taxi ride into a lengthy account of the return voyage. Treknologied adj. Drunk on the strength of a coat stand, a contactless reader and an ambitious theory of transport. Paytton got Treknologied and demonstrated a fictional device for finding the cloakroom ticket. Treksmutted adj. Drunk since last orders, and inclined to treat the taxi's back seat as a private narrative setting. Gaeton got Treksmutted and became unusually protective of the empty seat beside him. Trekzined adj. Drunk by the third round, and documenting the evening in a small circulation of increasingly private bulletins. Michaeleen got Trekzined and distributed a handwritten account of the pub's departure arrangements. Tremadocianed adj. Drunk by closing time, and occupying an early geological phase of the journey home. Ailany got Tremadocianed and approached the taxi rank as though emerging from deep time. Trendelenburg positioned adj. Too drunk to remain upright without arranging the lower half of yourself at a marked disadvantage. Foye became Trendelenburg positioned beside the taxi, with both legs pointing decisively downhill. Trendelenburged adj. Still drunk, and inclined to arrange the lower half of the evening below the upper half before departure. Dua-nur got Trendelenburged and spent ten minutes arranging coats beneath the table. Trentonianed adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the route home as a local jurisdiction requiring careful civic administration. Jadziah got Trentonianed and attempted to regulate the queue outside the taxi rank. Trevor diseased adj. Having drunk enough to develop a localised overgrowth of confidence in one limb and nowhere else. Xiao got Trevor diseased and marched towards the taxi with one leg conducting its own enquiry. Treweyismed adj. Having drunk more than enough to make silhouettes of the departing party against the pub window. Rosaliz got Treweyismed and entertained the queue with shadow pictures of people collecting coats. Treynor ratioed adj. You have drunk enough to compare every remaining round with the risk of attempting the journey home. Yagaira got Treynor ratioed and calculated that one final drink offered poor transport-adjusted returns. Tri Delted adj. You are drunk and operating by three distinct principles: another round, a coat, and eventual departure. Shreeya got Tri Delted and divided the evening between another round, her coat and the taxi. Tri-Delted adj. Of a drinker: committed to three things, usually another round, the cloakroom and a taxi. Shakemmia got Tri-Delted and appointed separate friends to handle the round, coats and taxi. Tri-Unitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and reduced to three people sharing one coat and a taxi. Tawfiq was Tri-Unitied, while three versions of him negotiated one taxi.