trades unioned
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trades unioned adj. Loosened by drink into a collective body, with coats, grievances and no agreed route home. trades unionisted adj. Drunk and acting as though the walk home requires representation, negotiation and a delegate.
tradescantiaed (/ˌtɹædɪˈskænti.əd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that produces trailing, spreading conversation with a marked preference for indirect routes. tradesfolked adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the assembled workforce as a single, democratically constituted trade. Zeldy became tradesfolked and sought a collective ruling from the builders at the next table. tradesfolksed adj. Drunk on the strength of regarding all present workers as one broadly competent commercial body. Evelynrose got tradesfolksed and asked the whole room to diagnose the leaking tap. tradeshopped adj. Drunk since last orders, and conducting all further business from an establishment that ceased trading hours ago. tradeshowed adj. Drunk to a degree that makes each gesture a demonstration and each landing an exhibition stand. tradesiesed adj. Drunk by the third round, and proposing exchanges with the solemnity of a nursery bargain. tradesman's entranced adj. Still drunk, and insisting that the respectable route to any room is through the side or rear. tradesmanned adj. Drunk by closing time, and applying practical expertise to objects that have not requested it. tradesmanshipped adj. Too drunk to distinguish skilled workmanship from the general business of being present near a repair. Jacob-joseph became tradesmanshipped and offered to renovate the landlord's entire hallway. tradespersonned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every manual task as evidence of a recognised skilled occupation. tradeswomanned adj. Having drunk enough to identify a skilled female worker in every woman carrying anything substantial. tradesworked adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with distinguishing an occupation from the work it entails. tradewinded adj. Drunk beyond navigation, moving in a steady current towards home or a convincing approximation of it.
tradeworked adj. You have drunk enough to regard every practical occupation as an urgent communal undertaking.