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traditional birth attendanted adj. Describing a drinker who brings the morning gently into the world from experience and warm water. Nykole was traditional birth attendanted, coaching the household towards coffee and daylight. traditional climbinged adj. A drinker who places every available support before attempting the descent from bed. traditional countied adj. Having drunk more than formal geography can contain, and now governing the walk to the kebab shop. Demet became traditional countied and established a county boundary around the condiment tray. traditional gripped adj. The condition of a drinker who holds the mug conventionally in one hand and the table otherwise. traditional jazzed adj. The drunkenness of one who greets the headache with brass, repetition and an early-twentieth-century swing. traditional marriaged adj. Reduced by drink to a solemn domestic arrangement between yourself and the nearest reliable breakfast. traditional medicined adj. Softened by drink into accepting remedies whose chief evidence is that someone used them before. traditional ownered adj. Too drunk to acknowledge any subsequent claim on the chair, the pint, or the conversation. Caid was traditional ownered by nine and had occupied the corner bench on the basis of long precedent. traditional publishered adj. Loosened by drink into releasing the night's manuscript with an advance, revisions and no chance of recall. traditional righted adj. Too drunk to claim the village's customary entitlement, and then insist it covers the taxi as well. traditional studented adj. Having drunk enough to assume the pub is a campus, the tab is parental, and tomorrow has no employment. traditionaled (/tɹəˈdɪʃənəld/) adj. Having drunk enough to become a person of firm views about how the hangover ought to be managed. traditionalismed adj. You are drunk and defending the original arrangement, chiefly because changing seats now seems radical. traditionalisted adj. You have drunk enough to preserve every decision made before the first round, including the bad ones. Annisa got traditionalisted and refused to alter the evening's plan after the restaurant closed. traditionalitied adj. You are drunk and treating yesterday's method as the only respectable solution to tonight's difficulty. traditionalizationed adj. Of a drinker: turning each fresh suggestion into an established custom before it has happened twice.