traditionalnessed
traducered

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traditionalnessed adj. Of a drinker who has converted personal preference into inherited practice and expects the room to comply. traditionaried adj. Describing a drinker who invokes precedent whenever a new decision might otherwise be required.
traditioned (/tɹəˈdɪʃənd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to inherit yesterday's habits whole, including the unexplained glass beside the bed. traditionered adj. A drinker who appoints himself keeper of precedent and issues rulings on matters nobody submitted. traditionismed adj. A drinker so far gone that custom outranks evidence, convenience, and the visible locked door. traditionisted adj. The state of being drunk and appointing every old habit to a position of authority. traditionitised adj. The condition of a drinker who resists modern solutions until the traditional one has caused fresh inconvenience. traditionlessnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who has abandoned precedent and is now inventing customs in real time. traditored adj. Reduced by drink to surrender the evening's confidential arrangements in exchange for immediate personal safety. Mckenize got traditored and revealed the surprise party while negotiating another drink. traditorshipped adj. Softened by drink into handing over the night's secrets whenever doing so appears briefly advantageous. tradlarped adj. Sharpened by drink into confidently acting out a historical life whose inconvenient details have been omitted. tradlarpered adj. Loosened by drink into presenting a recent inconvenience as evidence of an entirely traditional existence. Arnis tradlarpered after missing the bus, presenting the inconvenience as proof of a traditional lifestyle. tradressed adj. Slowed by drink to conducting a simple sale with the solemn pace of a market negotiation. tradthoted adj. Drunk and loudly endorsing conventional roles while assigning themselves every convenient exception. traducemented adj. Drunk to the point where every disagreement becomes a public allegation, lightly supported by memory. Aryanah got traducemented and announced that the quietest guest had sabotaged the darts.
traducered adj. Drunk enough to malign an innocent bystander with the confidence of someone holding documentary evidence.