traducianed
traffic beamed

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traducianed adj. Drunk past the point of believing your opinions are inherited, and therefore beyond revision. Jauna went traducianed and blamed her certainty on a parent she had never consulted. traducianismed (/tɹəˈdjuːsɪənɪz(ə)md/) adj. Drunk beyond accepting that the evening's convictions might be acquired; they must have come down the family line.
traducianisted adj. Of a drinker: treating every shared item as though it had descended through the family. traducinged adj. Describing a drinker who has defamed the kettle for taking too long. traducted (/tɹəˈdʌktd/) adj. A drinker who has translated the request for water into a request for toast. traductioned (/tʃɹɐˈdɐkʃənd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every sentence changes language between the kitchen and the sofa. traductologied adj. The state of being drunk and conducting translation studies on the washing-up instructions. traductored adj. The condition of a drinker who has appointed the nearest glass to translate household instructions. tradwifed (/ˈtɹæd.waɪfd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken tidying the kitchen for a complete domestic settlement. traed adj. Drunk on the strength of admiring every glint in the room and circling guests like a fish. Leory got traed and spent twenty minutes circling the buffet beneath the lights. traferminned adj. Reduced by drink to repairing the skin of the evening with moisturiser and a glass of water. traffed adj. Sharpened by drink into monitoring every movement between the fridge and the sofa. Ilea got traffed and recorded each journey to the kitchen on the back of a receipt. traffic advisoried adj. Slowed by drink to giving cautious warnings about nearby furniture before attempting the sofa. Boruch traffic advisoried the furniture carefully before attempting the sofa. traffic barrelled adj. Drunk and rolling slowly through the kitchen, imposing a temporary obstacle wherever you stop. traffic barriered adj. Drunk to the point where the sofa, doorway and coffee table form an impassable route home.
traffic beamed adj. Drunk enough to illuminate the kitchen with a fixed, unnecessary brightness.