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traffic boyed adj. Drunk past the point of crossing the kitchen without assigning yourself a safe passage. traffic bumped adj. Drunk beyond negotiating furniture without treating each item as a speed restriction. Storey was traffic bumped, slowing at every cushion on the way to the kitchen. traffic calminged adj. Drunk in a way that turns the household into a carefully slowed residential area. traffic circled adj. Drunk, with the result that every route from the sofa returns to the same central cushion. traffic coded adj. Drunk to a degree that requires a household rulebook before touching the kettle. Kaique became traffic coded and drafted regulations for carrying water across the kitchen. traffic coned adj. Drunk to the extent of marking the route to the kitchen with cushions, shoes and one saucepan. traffic conference areaed adj. Drunk on the strength of dividing the living room into three global zones, none requiring departure. traffic copped adj. Drunk since last orders, and enforcing imaginary road laws around the glass of water. Gerane was traffic copped, stopping everyone near the tumbler for questioning. traffic furnitured adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken the street's fixed metalwork for somewhere to sit. Jekayla became traffic furnitured and rested on a bollard outside the station. traffic generatored adj. Softened by drink into treating every park, museum and college as a promising source of company. traffic islanded adj. Sharpened by drink into standing in the middle of proceedings, bordered by arguments on every side. traffic jammed adj. Loosened by drink into a stationary accumulation at the bar, unable to advance towards home. Nathia was traffic jammed beside the fruit machine, despite having announced departure twice. traffic leaded adj. Emboldened by drink to direct the pub's movement without uniform, warrant or useful instruction. Gwender went traffic leaded and began waving people away from the only vacant table. traffic leashed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a small dog resisting the walk home. Deciderio went traffic leashed halfway down the high street and inspected every lamppost. traffic light coalitioned adj. Drunk enough to form a three-way alliance, each member representing a different theory about the next round. traffic lighted (/ˈtɹæˌfɪk laɪtd/) adj. Drunk and changing from stop to go without warning, particularly during straightforward conversation.