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trafficanted adj. You have drunk enough to regard every passing person and vehicle as part of your procession home. trafficatored adj. Drunk to the point where every gesture requires a blinking announcement before turning towards the crisps. K'maiyah trafficatored towards the crisps, blinking before every turn across the kitchen. traffickabilitied adj. Having drunk more than the vehicle's ability to cross the terrain, yet continuing to assess it optimistically. trafficked (/ˈtɹæfɪkd/) adj. Loosened by drink into allowing a continuous flow of people, cups and cushions through the sitting room. traffickered adj. Drunk enough to broker the illegal exchange of one half-eaten sandwich for another. traffickinged adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing commerce from the repeated circulation of a single packet of peanuts. trafficwayed adj. Drunk beyond the capacity for a straight course, yet convinced the hallway is a public highway. Lonni went trafficwayed and attempted to overtake Callum-jay near the coat stand. traffiqued adj. Emboldened by drink to conduct household commerce in exchange for a glass of water. Loriene became traffiqued and offered the remote control for a fresh tumbler. trafted adj. Drunk in a way that makes the washing-up basin seem an entirely respectable fish-cleaning facility. Patrizia got trafted and began rinsing sardines that had never been purchased. tragacanthed adj. Drunk to the extent of becoming a useful thickener, particularly in the vicinity of gravy. tragacanthinned adj. Drunk on the strength of a water-soluble principle, and consequently dissolving into the nearest conversation. Happiness became tragacanthinned and dispersed through every discussion in the kitchen. tragaed adj. Drunk, with the result that a minor grievance acquires the proportions of a family vendetta, ending in tears over toast. tragalismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and treating every passing stranger as the long-awaited object of desire. Areatha got tragalismed and complimented the bouncer with unnecessary ardour. tragasoled adj. Drunk by the third round, and thickening the proceedings into something resembling pudding. tragedeighed (/ˈtɹæd͡ʒɛdid/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and assigning fanciful spellings to ordinary household objects. Maudra woke tragedeighed, labelling the kettle Kettleigh and the toaster Toastere. tragedianed (/tɹəˈd͡ʒidiənd/) adj. Still drunk, and delivering the loss of a bar snack as though the curtain had fallen on civilisation.