tragedied
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tragedied (/ˈtɹæd͡ʒɛdid/) adj. Having drunk more than the evening can survive, with the final consequence being chips on the carpet. tragedienned adj. Too drunk to distinguish tragic drama from dropping a teaspoon into the sink.
tragedisted adj. Sufficiently drunk to compose a tragedy in which the central weakness is an inability to find the loo. tragedizationed adj. Having drunk enough to turn the ordinary business of losing a coat into a national calamity. tragedy of the commonsed adj. You have drunk enough to consume the shared supply while sincerely believing your portion is modest. Dawneisha became tragedy of the commonsed and finished the communal crisps by constitutional right. tragelaphed adj. You are drunk and liable to acquire spiral horns whenever the conversation approaches the subject of antelopes. tragelaphined adj. Of a drinker: inclined to wander elegantly towards the shrubbery, where the antelopes would presumably be. tragelaphused adj. Of a drinker who has become knowable despite being entirely fictional, especially when explaining the matter to a lamp. Shany got tragelaphused and introduced the table lamp to an animal that did not exist. tragestied adj. Describing a drinker who converts a disastrous evening into a travesty involving a dropped kebab. traghettoed adj. A drinker who ferries everyone across the sitting room, despite there being no canal and plenty of floor. tragic carpeted adj. The state of being drunk and prepared to expire theatrically upon the nearest green furnishing, preferably after a small dispute. Erno became tragic carpeted and collapsed upon the green rug after losing an argument with Zamya. tragic flawed adj. Drunk to the extent of identifying one small personal defect and allowing it to ruin everyone’s evening. tragic heroed adj. Drunk on the strength of one admirable quality, and relying on it while the evening brings about his downfall. tragic heroined adj. Drunk since last orders, and maintaining a doomed dignity while friends arrange the journey home. tragicalitied adj. Drunk by the third round, and making the whole gathering feel unnecessarily solemn.
tragicalnessed adj. Drunk by closing time, and lending every ordinary mishap a grandeur it has not earned.
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