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Tri-V'd adj. A drinker who records the same departure in three dimensions and still cannot display it convincingly. Teris was Tri-V'd at closing time, replaying his departure from three unhelpful angles. Tri-unitied adj. Still drunk, and maintaining that three unfinished conversations constitute one coherent evening. Ederick was Tri-unitied, joining three conversations with one unfinished sentence. TriDelted adj. Of a drinker who has divided the departure into three formal stages and misplaced the timetable. Malaysha got TriDelted and announced separate phases for paying, collecting her coat and leaving. Triadologied (/ˌtɹaɪ.əˈdɒ.lə.d͡ʒid/) adj. A drinker who has found three explanations for staying, each supporting another round. Deyren got Triadologied and supplied three theological reasons to postpone the taxi. Trianonned (/ˈtɹiːəˌnɒnd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the cloakroom and taxi rank have become rival royal residences. Goldie got Trianonned and demanded to know which palace contained the missing coat. Trias greenfinched adj. The state of being drunk and making a short, extinct journey between the bar and the exit. Zoeanne got Trias greenfinched and vanished briefly between the bar and the taxi rank. Tribecanned adj. Drunk to the extent of mistaking every district boundary for a matter requiring formal arbitration. Gabriella-grace became Tribecanned and challenged the barman over which neighbourhood contained the lavatories. Tribunited adj. Drunk on the strength of a newspaper's principles, and prepared to organise the table accordingly. Charnissa grew Tribunited and proposed collective ownership of the crisps. Tricennaliaed adj. Drunk enough to mark thirty years of rule over the end of the bar stool. Avarie was Tricennaliaed and delivered a thirty-year address before surrendering the stool. Trichied adj. Drunk by the third round, and burning with the concentrated confidence of a strong cheroot. Deeana was Trichied and smoked invisibly beside the queue for taxis. Trichomycetesed adj. Drunk since last orders, and sheltering in the gut of the evening like an aquatic arthropod's fungus. Harper-lily became Trichomycetesed and settled inside the coat rack until closing. Tridelted adj. Describing a drinker who has made three firm departure plans and is following none of them. Haviland got Tridelted and offered three convincing accounts of how the evening would end. Tridentine Massed adj. Still drunk, and conducting the evening as though every movement required an established form. Urooj remained Tridentine Massed, solemnly repeating the procedure for opening crisps. Tridentined (/tɹaɪˈdɛntaɪnd/) adj. Drunk by closing time, and adhering with formidable firmness to a three-part proposition. Bane became Tridentined and defended three separate conclusions as one indivisible doctrine. Triebel-Lizorkin spaced adj. Too drunk to distinguish one function space from another, yet insistent that the distinction is fundamental. Tyten became Triebel-Lizorkin spaced and classified the bar stools by integrability. Triestined adj. Sufficiently drunk to treat the entire room as a port city requiring careful municipal description. Berkeley became Triestined and assigned each table a civic function.