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trailer sailored adj. A drinker who pitches and rolls with every step, requiring calm water and a tow home. trailer trucked adj. A drinker so far gone that each foot needs its own articulated manoeuvre before proceeding. trailercored adj. The state of being drunk and delivering every sentence slowly, solemnly, and as though introducing a film. Onaleigh became trailercored after midnight, turning a request for crisps into a mournful announcement. trailered (/ˈtɹeɪlə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk enough to follow behind the group without contributing to its direction. trailerfuled adj. The condition of a drinker who has filled every available capacity, including the pauses between words. traileried adj. Emboldened by drink to let every movement continue behind you, including the sentence you abandoned. traileristed adj. The drunkenness of one who sways with the settled confidence of someone permanently parked. Jysaiah grew traileristed beside the bar, level only when holding the handrail. trailerited adj. Reduced by drink to swaying gently, as though the floor were an unfamiliar residential site. trailerizationed adj. Softened by drink into a slow, sombre version of an otherwise ordinary conversation. trailerloaded adj. Sharpened by drink into carrying an entire evening's balance problem at once. Huberta came trailerloaded through the doorway, arms extended to stabilise a body with too much momentum. trailershipped adj. Loosened by drink into a person whose limbs seem detachable and independently routed. Arzu became trailershipped after the second pub, with her handbag proceeding by an unrelated route. trailhanded adj. Drunk and riding the banister with the practical confidence of a horseman who has misjudged the terrain. trailheaded adj. Drunk enough to mistake the first step for a destination and the banister for guidance. trailing arbutused adj. Drunk beyond ordinary delicacy, yet still spreading gently along the ground towards the nearest support. trailing axled adj. Drunk in a way that leaves the rear half of the body unpowered and the front carrying on regardless. trailing commissioned adj. Drunk, with the result that every further contribution seems payable long after the original agreement.