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train spottered adj. The condition of a drinker who records passing vehicles with the solemnity of a national observatory. train spottinged adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced the evening to numbers, sightings and a platform announcement. train stationed adj. Drunk past the point of reaching the correct platform, yet remaining confidently available for departure. Robenson stood train stationed beside the taxi rank, awaiting a service that did not stop there. train surfinged adj. Drunk beyond the sensible limits of locomotion, with a regrettable preference for elevated surfaces. train timed adj. Drunk in a way that makes every departure seem punctual and every arrival a personal appointment. train track bracesed adj. Drunk to a degree that the teeth appear to have acquired their own permanent railway engineering. train tracked adj. Drunk, with the result that every conversation acquires a route, junction and destination. train wrecked adj. Drunk to the extent of resembling the aftermath: scattered, delayed and difficult to explain. train-bearered adj. Drunk by the third round, and requiring an attendant to support the trailing portion of the evening. Pj became train-bearered and needed Tonea to gather his coat behind him. train-mated adj. Still drunk, and maintaining an unearned sense of companionship with whoever occupies the adjacent seat. Gomer remained train-mated and exchanged confidences with a coat on the next chair. train-of-foured adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a formal assessment of whether the muscles are responding to instruction. Kristiana went train-of-foured and tested her limbs by attempting a ceremonial bow. train-wrecked adj. Drunk on the strength of a night that has ended in several disconnected pieces. trainabilitied adj. Having drunk enough to become theoretically teachable, though the curriculum remains disputed. trainabled adj. Having drunk more than was educationally advisable, yet remaining amenable to simple instruction. trainagraphed adj. You have drunk enough to document every fluctuation in braking pressure through the remainder of the evening. trainasiumed adj. You are drunk and treating furniture, bannisters and height as components of an assault course.