trainhoppinged
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trainhoppinged adj. You are drunk and travelling through the night by precarious, unrecorded connections. trainiacked (/ˈtɹeɪniˌækd/) adj. Of a drinker: absorbed in railway matters, particularly those no longer visible through the hangover.
training areaed adj. A drinker who treats the room as a designated range for testing increasingly poor decisions. training bibbed adj. A drinker so far gone that breakfast must be protected from the consequences. training braed adj. The state of being drunk and requiring small, tentative support for the morning's first movements. training collared adj. The condition of a drinker who cannot be trusted near a staircase without firm restraint. training exercised adj. The drunkenness of one who regards the morning after as a military manoeuvre. training grounded adj. Reduced by drink to a place where movement is unnecessary and sitting is strategic. training pantsed adj. Softened by drink into a state requiring contingency clothing before breakfast is attempted. Aadav arrived training pantsed, having sensibly packed contingency clothing before breakfast. training schooled adj. Sharpened by drink into an authority on everything remembered incorrectly from the previous evening. training shipped adj. Loosened by drink into a vessel whose crew has misplaced both discipline and the moorings. Dariene woke training shipped, drifting between the bed and the kettle. training walled adj. Emboldened by drink to redirect every conversation, including the one occurring inside your own head. training wheelled (/ˈtɹeɪnɪŋ wiːld/) adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which every decision requires careful aiming. Jakea was training wheelled, taking several minutes to align the mug with the table. traininged (/ˈtɹeɪnɪŋd/) adj. Of a drinker who has practised losing the thread and can now do so repeatedly. trainlessnessed adj. Having drunk enough to assume the absence of trains is a personal transport arrangement.
trainloaded adj. Reduced by drink to carrying the evening's entire capacity, including one unnecessary sandwich. Irihanna became trainloaded and required two friends to convey her handbag upstairs.