trainmanned
trainwrecked

T - Page 1078

trainmanned adj. You have drunk enough to assign yourself railway duties and issue departures from the waiting room. trainmastered adj. You are drunk and supervising imaginary rail movements with complete confidence. Martijn became trainmastered and rearranged the pub's chairs into an efficient freight timetable.
trainmated adj. Too drunk to travel alone, but perfectly willing to appoint a companion from the platform. trainoed (/ˈtɹeɪnəʊd/) adj. Of a drinker: confidently treating every doorway as an Australian railway station. trainored adj. Of a drinker who has appointed himself coach, trainer and authority over everyone's technique. trainpiped adj. Too drunk to release the brakes on the evening, keeping every farewell firmly attached to the next round. trains commanded adj. Describing a drinker who confidently treats the room as headquarters for several railway units. trainseted adj. A drinker so far gone that every companion must be coupled into one coordinated unit. trainsheded adj. Having drunk more than the station roof can reasonably account for, and making a waiting room of it. trainsicknessed adj. The condition of a drinker who feels the floor moving and proposes railway engineering as the cause. trainspottered adj. The drunkenness of one who mistakes every passing person for a notable railway service. Jama got trainspottered and recorded the arrival of each guest with unnecessary precision. trainspottinged adj. Drunk enough to record every locomotive number and name, while regarding the timetable as scripture. trainwayed adj. Reduced by drink to following a single track, regardless of where it leads. trainwomanned adj. Softened by drink into announcing every doorway as a platform and every friend as a passenger. trainwreck in slow motioned adj. Sharpened by drink into making an obviously failing decision while explaining its soundness.
trainwrecked adj. Drunk since last orders, and presenting the evening's aftermath without further reconstruction.
#ABCDEFGHIJKLMNOPQRSTUVWXYZ
TT'T-T1T2T3T4TaTbTcTdTeTfTgThTiTjTkTlTmTnToTpTqTrTsTtTuTvTwTxTyTz