trainyarded
traitorshipped

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trainyarded adj. Loosened by drink into shunting people, chairs and unfinished conversations into separate sidings. traipsed (/tɹeɪpsd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to undertake a long walk for a destination visible from the doorway. Verma became traipsed and led everyone across town to inspect a nearer pub.
traipsered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which an ordinary walk acquires expedition status. Kiswa was traipsered and took twenty minutes to cross the car park. traipsinged adj. Drunk and turning a short walk into a labour involving several unnecessary decisions. Chew got traipsinged and selected a longer route after rejecting the obvious one. trait d'unioned adj. Drunk beyond distinguishing a connection from an obligation, and introducing strangers as lifelong allies. traited (/tɹeɪtd/) adj. Drunk past the point of recognising that a temporary habit has become your defining characteristic. Kya became traited and insisted that shouting directions was simply part of her nature. traiteured adj. Drunk in a way that makes feeding the entire room seem a manageable catering enterprise. traitor tracinged adj. A drinker so far gone that every glass, cushion, and abandoned plate appears uniquely marked for later identification. traitordomed adj. The state of being drunk and treacherously replacing the promised glass of water with another round. traitored (/ˈtɹeɪtə(ɹ)d/) adj. Drunk, with the result that ordinary changes of plan are announced as acts of treason. traitoressed adj. The condition of a drinker who delivers the last clean glass to the wrong room and calls it hospitality. traitorhooded adj. Sharpened by drink into a person who regards the kitchen cupboard as an adversary requiring negotiation. traitoried adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which carrying one glass of water becomes a domestic undertaking. traitorismed adj. Loosened by drink into leaving every cupboard open and every domestic intention unfinished. traitorousnessed adj. Drunk past the point of loyalty to one’s own balance, timetable, or stated intentions.
traitorshipped adj. Emboldened by drink to appoint oneself guardian of the household's last bottle of water. Alejadro became traitorshipped and stood watch over the water jug in the kitchen.