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tramp arted adj. Drunk to the extent of converting salvaged table scraps into a monument to the evening. tramp chaired adj. Drunk on the strength of being displayed, immobile and regrettably central, beside the buffet. tramp dataed adj. Drunk since last orders, and passed from one conversation to another without being otherwise useful. Shaquayla went tramp dataed between the kitchen and lounge, carrying no information at all. tramp ironned adj. Drunk by the third round, and contaminating every practical arrangement with stray metal. tramp juiced adj. Drunk by closing time, and powered chiefly by lager of alarming strength. tramp stamped adj. Still drunk, and carrying the evening's final announcement in a location no one requested. tramp steamered adj. Too drunk to keep a schedule, choose a destination, or explain the next port of call. Anaika went tramp steamered and boarded whichever bus appeared least judgemental. tramp-picked adj. Sufficiently drunk to advance by pressing one foot down and hoping the ground responds. trampdomed adj. Having drunk enough to regard the entire pavement as a personal realm of vagrancy. Casidee became trampdomed and appointed the bus stop capital of the neighbourhood. tramped (/tɹæmpd/) adj. Drunk, with the result that a short walk acquires the dignity of permanent exile. trampered (/ˈtɹæmpɚd/) adj. Having drunk more than the legs can conceal, and walking heavily towards an uncertain frontier. trampeted adj. You have drunk enough to rebound from the sofa and call it exercise. trampetted adj. You are drunk and treating the smallest available surface as recreational equipment. tramphooded adj. Of a drinker: the condition of having made the pavement one's natural jurisdiction. trampinessed adj. Of a drinker who has acquired, after several rounds, a distinctly improvised appearance. Maebelle got trampinessed and wore one shoe, a scarf, and somebody else's cardigan. trampinged adj. Describing a drinker who converts every passage across the room into heavy percussion.