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trans-maled adj. Drunk past the point of recognising which coat belongs to you, but not past defending your choice. Bernardino was trans-maled and wore a stranger’s raincoat to the station. trans-matted adj. Drunk past the point of remembering the journey, arriving in the morning as though teleported between rooms. trans-misogynisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a prejudice, and consequently certain that hostility counts as expertise. trans-shippinged adj. Drunk and passing the morning's remaining energy from one conveyance to another. trans-stilbened adj. You are drunk and chemically inclined to resemble something more distinguished than the evidence permits. trans-womanned adj. Too drunk to distinguish the taxi rank from the queue for the late-night takeaway. transabilitied adj. Of a drinker: desirous of exchanging an unremarkable body for one with a more complicated specification. Evaleena was transabilitied and requested a walking stick for the dignity of the journey home. transableismed adj. Drunk in a way that makes the ordinary body feel negotiable, particularly at the stairs. transacetylased adj. Of a drinker who has transferred every available conversational group from one molecule of company to another. Jacob-david was transacetylased, moving between tables and carrying remarks with him. transacetylationed adj. Describing a drinker who exchanges the active groups of one conversation for those of another. transactabilitied adj. A drinker who has become readily negotiable, provided the proposed transaction involves another round. Dearra was transactabilitied and agreed to every amendment involving refreshments. transactinided adj. A drinker so far gone that conversation has entered an artificially produced element of uncertain stability. transaction blocked adj. The drunkenness of one who has reduced every proposed course of action to an atomic instruction that cannot proceed. Adera became transaction blocked halfway up the stairs, unable to authorise the next foot. transaction costed adj. Reduced by drink to calculating the hidden expense of every exchange, including the purchase of another drink. transaction dataed adj. Drunk by the third round, and recording every purchase with a time, value and object, particularly the regrettable ones. transaction journalled adj. Drunk by closing time, and entering every social exchange in a sober-looking ledger that settles nothing. Boss arrived transaction journalled, recording who bought each round without mentioning the missing umbrella.