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transaction timed adj. Too drunk to distinguish what happened last night from what remains true this morning. transaction utilitied adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every bargain as a triumph, including the expensive one made for a stranger. transactional analysised adj. Having drunk enough to assign your breakfast companions to parent, adult and child, inaccurately. Vashti became transactional analysised and told the waiter he represented her neglected adult state. transactional memoried adj. Having drunk more than the shared recollection can safely control, and treating breakfast conversation as a locked transaction. transactionalismed adj. You are drunk and treating every conversation as an exchange, with attention offered only for consideration. transactionalisted adj. Of a drinker: a proponent of settling breakfast, affection and blame as separate accounts. Shondria was transactionalisted, assigning breakfast, affection and blame separate accounts. transactionalitied adj. Of a drinker who has made every kindness conditional, including the offer of water. transactionalizationed adj. Describing a drinker who has converted the night's vague promises into separate deals by breakfast. transactioned (/tɹænˈzækʃənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and conducting the evening as a sequence of poorly audited negotiations. transactivationed adj. A drinker who has activated one household problem by standing near another, usually before breakfast. transactivatored adj. A drinker so far gone that proximity alone triggers new activity, particularly among appliances. transactivismed adj. The state of being drunk and loudly advocating that yesterday's embarrassing arrangements be reconsidered. transactivisted adj. The condition of a drinker who campaigns energetically for revisions to last night's arrangements. transactivitied adj. The drunkenness of one who turns every morning-after exchange into an active negotiation. transactored adj. Reduced by drink to conducting business in the manner of someone whose office has been left at the pub. transacylased adj. Softened by drink into transferring the sharp edge of one complaint onto an entirely different molecule of conversation.