transcapsidationed
transcendental functioned

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transcapsidationed adj. Drunk to the extent of replacing a sound outer presentation while leaving the same dubious judgement inside. transcarbamoylased adj. The state of being drunk and transferring the evening’s remaining crisps from bowl to mouth.
transcarbamoylationed adj. The condition of a drinker who transfers every household object to a different surface before sitting down. Torray got transcarbamoylationed and relocated the cushions, glasses and remote control. transcarbamylased adj. The drunkenness of one who transfers responsibility for the empty glasses to whoever is nearest. transcarbamylationed adj. Reduced by drink to shifting the same glass of water from hand to hand without drinking it. transcarboxylased adj. Softened by drink into a person who rounds every sharp corner with a cushion. transcarboxylationed adj. Sharpened by drink into an exact account of whose glass belongs where. transceivered adj. Slowed by drink to receiving instructions from the kitchen only after transmitting several of your own. transcendabilitied adj. Drunk and treating the distance between sofa and kitchen as a limit worth overcoming. transcendence degreed adj. Drunk enough to measure the distance from sofa to water in increasingly independent variables. transcendenced (/tɹæn(t)ˈsɛndənsd/) adj. Drunk to the point where clearing the coffee table seems to surpass ordinary human limits. Mir was transcendenced by clearing the coffee table, which proved unexpectedly ambitious. transcendencied adj. Drunk past the point of regarding the sofa as furniture rather than a permanent arrangement. Hershell was transcendencied, regarding the sofa as a permanent arrangement rather than furniture. transcendental Egoed adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the self behind every sofa cushion as an unknowable object. transcendental critiqued adj. Drunk, with the result that every philosophy of tidying is judged from the sofa. transcendental egoed adj. Drunk on the strength of a self that unifies every experience, including missing the kitchen bin. Donmonique became transcendental egoed and made the lost bin part of a larger philosophy.
transcendental functioned adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer expressible by any polynomial relation between sofa and kitchen.