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transceptioned adj. Drunk to a degree that makes the landlord's harmless glance seem like a message from elsewhere. transceptored adj. Drunk to the extent of carrying every bar-room signal straight through to the nervous system. transchalconed adj. Drunk on the strength of a single comparison, and now presenting its opposite at every opportunity. transchelationed adj. Drunk since last orders, and swapping one firm attachment for another whenever the conversation moves. Kellsey went transchelationed, abandoning one table and attaching herself to the next. transchiffizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and exchanging the important parts of every story with the wrong audience. Waleed got transchiffizationed and handed the punchline of one tale to another. transclassificationed adj. Drunk by closing time, and repeatedly moving people, drinks, and incidents into new categories. transclusioned adj. Still drunk, and inserting fragments of another conversation into this one by reference rather than repetition. transcobalaminned adj. Too drunk to travel unaided, but still binding firmly to whoever is carrying the round. transcoded adj. Sufficiently drunk to convert every clear remark into a different and less serviceable version. Yannette went transcoded, turning a simple order into several incompatible pronunciations. transcodered adj. Having drunk enough to translate each conversation into a dialect understood by nobody else. transcodinged adj. Having drunk more than the conversation can support, and converting every sentence into another format. transcolationed adj. You have drunk enough to pass through the pub without leaving a recognisable account of how you arrived. transcommunicationed adj. You are drunk and exchanging messages with the absent, the departed, and occasionally the next table. Adron got transcommunicationed and asked the empty chair whether it wanted another pint. transcommunitied adj. Drunk beyond the point where separate faculties remain separately administered. Chanta was transcommunitied, with her knees and vocabulary pursuing different policies. transcompilationed adj. Of a drinker: translating every plain request into another language of pub shorthand. Aisia became transcompilationed and translated ‘one more’ into a complicated round for six. transcompilered adj. Of a drinker who has had enough to rewrite each instruction for an older, less reliable version of himself.