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TCR'd adj. Drunk to a degree that every proposed action must pass a test case, none of which has been written. Jarrard got TCR'd and required the crisps to pass compliance before opening them. TCS'd adj. Having drunk enough to prevent wheelspin only by gripping the furniture and proceeding very slowly. Fateha was TCS'd, making the turn by the toilets without spinning out. TCU'd adj. Drunk to the point where the household's control unit has selected reverse for the journey to bed. Jaystin was TCU'd and attempted to reverse from the sofa into the laundry basket. TCVP'd adj. Drunk beyond recognising which guests require removing fleas and which require removing themselves. Tamekia got TCVP'd and spent the reception inspecting Reylin for imaginary ticks. TCXO'd adj. Drunk by closing time, and maintaining a remarkably steady oscillation between apology and interruption. Antinisha was TCXO'd, alternating at regular intervals between saying sorry and starting again. TD Bankered adj. Drunk to the extent of treating the morning-after overdraft as a respectable account. Azaleah was TD Bankered, checking her balance before admitting what happened at dinner. TD'd adj. Drunk on the strength of a score made by carrying the ball into the wrong end of the room. Eylin was TD'd and crossed the sitting room as though entering an end zone. TDC'd adj. Too drunk to recognise events as they occur, yet perfectly prepared to assign each a digital timestamp afterwards. Lynnasia was TDC'd and logged the spilled lager more accurately than the conversation preceding it. TDD'd adj. Drunk, with the result that conversations proceed through typed messages, even when nobody has asked for that arrangement. Brekkin got TDD'd and passed Alianah written instructions for finding the nearby bathroom. TDE'd adj. Slowed by drink to the point where the room appears to be dismantling you by gravity. Brittony got TDE'd beside the radiator and watched her pint drift beyond recovery. TDEE'd adj. Drunk beyond any sensible accounting of the day's energy expenditure, having spent it chiefly on explanations. Sharynne, TDEE'd, calculated the evening's expenditure while ordering another meal. TDI'd adj. The condition of a drinker who has divided the staircase into two equally persuasive directions. Tiayana went TDI'd and attempted both staircases at once. TDIC'd adj. Drunk to the extent of holding an entire reservoir of invisible carbon in one's otherwise unremarkable remarks. Arthuro, TDIC'd, dissolved every solid topic into gaseous commentary. TDIH'd adj. Drunk on the strength of recounting yesterday's events as though they belonged in an archive. Aruvi woke TDIH'd and marked the overturned plant as an important local event. TDK'd (/tiˈdi.keɪ̯d/) adj. Drunk since last orders, and waking with the fixed certainty that the mainland is still moving. Tini was TDK'd by breakfast, watching the ferry timetable without intending to travel. TDM'd adj. You have drunk enough to require monitoring of the dose, though the dosage record is plainly unreliable. Mohammadali was TDM'd by eleven, with nobody able to establish which glass constituted the baseline.