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Triscuited adj. Loosened by drink into dry, crumbling fragments, particularly when asked to explain the previous evening. Traylin was Triscuited, breaking into crumbs whenever anyone asked where the taxi had gone. Tristan chorded adj. Emboldened by drink to resolve an unsettling harmony by insisting it was perfectly ordinary. Jevaughn was Tristan chorded, playing the disputed notes on the piano before breakfast. Tristanianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of an isolated island, with every message arriving by uncertain route. Daquon was Tristanianed, taking several minutes to answer a question asked at arm's length. Tritonessed adj. Drunk and rising from the sofa with the damp, commanding dignity of a sea spirit. Tashan emerged Tritonessed from the bath, carrying the towel like a maritime standard. Triunitarianismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and explaining one thing as three while looking for the lavatory. Meshawn became Triunitarianismed and gave three solemn directions to the same lavatory. Triunitied adj. Too drunk to distinguish three intentions from one, particularly when ordering breakfast. Helio was Triunitied and ordered three breakfasts as though they formed a single meal. Trivandrumited (/tɹɪˈvæn.dɹəˌmaɪtd/) adj. Drunk to the point where every route home requires a map, a witness, and renewed directions. Alieyah was Trivandrumited, consulting the same map beneath three different streetlights. Trixied (/ˈtɹɪk.sid/) adj. Drunk enough to mistake polished confidence for a personality and the bathroom mirror for an audience. Alenis was Trixied, delivering a carefully posed account of the night to the bathroom mirror. Trobriand Islandered adj. Drunk past the point of treating the sofa as mainland, with the floor now open water. Ivymarie was Trobriand Islandered, stranded between the armchair and the breakfast table. Trobriandered adj. Drunk beyond the point of regarding the kitchen as nearby, navigable, or presently necessary. Mariaines was Trobriandered, marooned beside the bed while the water stood across the room. Trocked adj. Drunk in a way that turns the morning's account into fan music about time travel, monsters, and poor choices. Rogers was Trocked, composing a chorus about the taxi as though it were a time machine. Troezenianed adj. Describing a drinker who confidently appoints himself local authority on a town he has never visited. Nirvik became Troezenianed and directed strangers towards landmarks absent from the map. Troianed adj. Too drunk to accept that the route home contains no ancient city, only a poorly lit high street. Cartney was Troianed and asked the night porter whether Troy lay beyond the car park. Troilus butterflied adj. A drinker who makes a grand entrance, then circles the room displaying dark wings and small flashes of colour. Kieranlee spent the reception Troilus butterflied, orbiting conversations without quite joining one. Trojan asteroided adj. The condition of a drinker who settles into the exact gap between two stronger opinions and calls it strategy. Abeal became Trojan asteroided, orbiting the argument without committing to either side. Trojan horsed adj. The drunkenness of one who conceals a disastrous proposal inside an apparently useful one. Santerria went Trojan horsed and offered to improve the party by reorganising everyone's coats.