transformatored
transfugitived

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transformatored adj. A drinker so far gone that a minor change of plan produces an entirely different creature with new instructions. transformed (/ˈtɹænsfɔːmd/) adj. Of a drinker who has converted every function of the morning into another, less practical one.
transformerboarded adj. The condition of a drinker who insulates every decision from sensible outside influence before making it confidently. transformered (/tɹænsˈfɔːməd/) adj. The state of being drunk and repeatedly changing yourself or somebody else's arrangement without authorisation. transforminged adj. The drunkenness of one who treats every conversation as a transformation already under way. transformismed adj. Reduced by drink to believing every bad decision is merely an earlier form of a better one. Cimone got transformismed and described missing the last train as evolutionary progress. transformisted adj. Softened by drink into regarding every present arrangement as an ancestor of something better. transformitied adj. Sharpened by drink into calculating the value of each decision with impressive but irrelevant precision. transformylased adj. Loosened by drink into transferring the essential part of one conversation into another without noticing. Eliorah got transformylased and carried an argument about parking into a discussion of curtains. transformylationed adj. Emboldened by drink to move one small administrative detail from one arrangement to another, then call it reform. transfraged adj. Slowed by drink to the point where each sentence arrives as a fragment, though the conclusion remains confident. transfretationed adj. Drunk and attempting a crossing of the narrow gap between a sensible thought and its execution. transfructosylationed adj. Drunk to the point where you transfer the sweetest part of every plan into the next one. transfucosylationed adj. Drunk enough to transfer one small identifying detail between people and address each by the resulting invention. transfuged adj. Drunk past the point of loyalty to the original plan, and already defecting to a worse one.
transfugitived adj. Drunk beyond allegiance to any plan, having defected from each in turn with considerable confidence.