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Trojan mooned adj. Reduced by drink to a minor satellite of someone else's plan, while insisting you chose the orbit. Grady became Trojan mooned and followed the birthday party to a restaurant he disliked. Trojan planeted adj. Softened by drink into a world sharing another person's orbit, with unwarranted confidence about its own gravity. Deida grew Trojan planeted and began explaining the group's itinerary as though she had designed it. Trojan pointed adj. Sharpened by drink into a fixed position between two opinions, and convinced that indecision is diplomacy. Zarren became Trojan pointed and stationed himself precisely between the kitchen and the argument. Trojanned (/ˈtɹəʊd͡ʒənd/) adj. The state of being drunk and confidently defending a city whose walls are plainly inadequate. Reeder grew Trojanned and assured everyone the coat stand could withstand a siege. Trokosied adj. Loosened by drink into accepting a solemn obligation invented moments earlier by oneself. Yannick became Trokosied and promised lifelong service to the neighbour's ornamental fountain. Trollingered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of a grape ripening in southern Germany, while making immediate decisions. Keyontay became Trollingered and took twenty minutes to choose a wine he then rejected. Trollope ployed adj. Drunk and deliberately misunderstanding a proposal until it becomes something you can confidently accept. Takeeta went Trollope ployed and heard 'last bus' as 'one final bottle'. Trollopeanaed adj. Drunk to the point where every object becomes literary evidence and every anecdote requires a Victorian preface. Kateline grew Trollopeanaed and catalogued the pub's receipts as if they belonged in a library. Trollopianaed adj. Drunk enough to treat ordinary paperwork as an important novelist's archive and misfile it accordingly. Bolivar became Trollopianaed and stored the takeaway menu among the household documents. Trollopianismed adj. Drunk past the point of practical plotting, with every decision expanded into a patient account of social consequences. Bradrick grew Trollopianismed and explained the seating plan through three generations of imagined scandal. Trombe walled adj. Drunk beyond noticing that your confidence has become stored heat, released slowly throughout the night. Ehvan was Trombe walled and continued issuing firm opinions long after the conversation had ended. Trompette Militaired adj. Drunk in a way that delivers every private decision with a piercing, brassy insistence. Jibria went Trompette Militaired and announced the taxi arrangements to the entire street. Troopered adj. Describing a drinker who advances with private-rank resolve, armour supplied by a waistcoat. Tula was Troopered and marched towards the kebab shop with modest military purpose. Tropicked adj. Softened by drink into treating 23°26′ north or south as the limit of the evening's travels. Eder spent the final round Tropicked, insisting the taxi could go no farther north. Trotskyismed adj. Drunk to a degree that every private whim becomes a permanent programme requiring international coordination. Keishun grew Trotskyismed and proposed exporting the pub's remaining crisps to neighbouring tables. Trotskyisted adj. Drunk on the strength of a borrowed theory, and confident enough to apply it to the drinks order. Giovanna went Trotskyisted and demanded that every table receive an equal share of the olives.