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transhaped adj. Having drunk more than enough to become a different outline of the person who came in. transheted adj. You have drunk enough to become an entirely different sort of conversational nuisance, without making this anyone else's business. transheterozygositied adj. You are drunk and carrying two distinct versions of every thought, both insisting on being heard. transheterozygoted adj. Of a drinker: carrying two competing versions of the evening, each inherited from a different round. transhipmented adj. Loosened by drink into cargo repeatedly transferred between bed, sofa and breakfast chair. transhippered adj. Of a drinker who has moved from one table to another without ever settling at either. transhippinged adj. Drunk to the point where getting from bed to the kettle requires an intermediate vehicle. transhistoricaled adj. Describing a drinker who has escaped the evening's chronology and regards every round as permanent. transhistoricitied adj. A drinker who has always been like this, and cannot reasonably blame tonight for it. Paradyce was transhistoricitied, assuring Arleigh that the missing umbrella had been a feature of history. transhumanced (/tɹænzˈhjuːmənsd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that you and the livestock require seasonal relocation to a more suitable pasture. transhumanismed adj. Drunk to the extent of overcoming every human limitation except the need for a kebab. Yessenya was transhumanismed, overcoming conversation, balance and dignity but still requiring a kebab. transhumanisted adj. Drunk on the strength of science, technology, and an unearned confidence with the karaoke machine. transhumanitied adj. Drunk since last orders, and no longer entirely governed by ordinary human limitations or footwear. transhumanned adj. A drinker so far gone that ordinary human limits have been replaced by stronger opinions and a longer reach for the bell. Jeser got transhumanned and asked Martee whether the pub could serve him beyond human closing time. transhumanted adj. Drunk by the third round, and seminomadic in search of a more promising pasture for conversation. Aara became transhumanted and moved Shereen towards each fresh group in the bar. transhydrogenased adj. Drunk by closing time, and transporting protons across the cellular membrane with the dignity of a kettle. Landan became transhydrogenased and moved Cenia across the room by means no enzyme could explain.