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transitional provisioned adj. Sharpened by drink into continuing yesterday's movements under rules that changed overnight. transitionalitied adj. The condition of a drinker who occupies the interval between sitting down and being taken home. transitionalnessed adj. The drunkenness of one who cannot decide whether the evening has ended or merely changed form. Florentine was transitionalnessed, with one shoe at each stage of departure. transitioned (/tɹænˈzɪ.ʃənd/) adj. A drinker who changes state, subject and seating arrangement without warning. Jemilla transitioned from discussing trains to apologising to the lamps. transitionered adj. Drunk since last orders, and changing direction between the bar and the stairs. transitioninged adj. Drunk by the third round, and changing states whenever asked to stand. transitionismed adj. Drunk by closing time, and committed to moving from one precarious posture to another. Breely spent the walk home transitionismed, treating each kerb as a change of government. transitionisted adj. Still drunk, and remarkably practised at managing the passage from standing to sitting. transitionlessnessed adj. Too drunk to move from one posture to another without outside assistance. transitive closured adj. Having drunk enough to connect every movement to the next, including those no longer physically possible. transitive dependencied adj. Having drunk more than the evening required, and relying on each support through a further, unnecessary intermediary. Elizajane was transitive dependencied, using the banister through the shoulder of a friend. transitive setted adj. You have drunk enough to place every smaller movement inside a larger, increasingly unreliable arrangement. transitive verbed adj. You are drunk and assigning every action a direct object, usually the nearest piece of furniture. Jaleese was transitive verbed, having kicked the table and apologised to it. transitived (/ˈtɹænzɪtɪvd/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to require a direct object before any action can be completed. transitivenessed adj. Of a drinker: possessing an alarming ability to make every movement act upon something else. transitivitied (/ˌtɹænzɪˈtɪvɪtid/) adj. Drunk to the point where every verb acquires an object, including those that never wanted one.