translocased
transmasced

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translocased adj. A drinker who assists every object, usually across a table, while looking for their glasses. translocated (/ˈtranslə(ʊ)keɪtd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that they have arrived somewhere else without recalling the intervening journey. Sverre woke translocated in a spare room, still holding the receipt for his original destination.
translocationed adj. The state of being drunk and finding that objects, plans and personal effects have changed places overnight. translocatived (/tɹænzˈlɒkəˌtɪvd/) adj. The condition of a drinker who assigns every morning object to the wrong grammatical place. translocatored adj. The drunkenness of one who has become a passageway for misplaced thoughts and unfinished errands. transloconned adj. Reduced by drink to a passage through which words enter the wrong compartment before breakfast. Louvena woke transloconned, directing every sentence into an unrelated conversation. translonned adj. Softened by drink into a single quantum of explanation, barely maintaining its position in the morning. translucenced adj. Sharpened by drink into something visible through the excuses, particularly beneath the kitchen light. translucencied adj. Loosened by drink into a faintly transparent account of the evening, with the gaps plainly visible. translucented (/tɹænzˈluː.səntd/) adj. Emboldened by drink to treat the frosted bathroom glass as a suitable conversational partner. transluminationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to let every passing thought shine through, whether the company requested it or not. transluminescenced adj. Slowed by drink to the point where even light seems to arrive by the morning after. transmaled adj. Drunk beyond the last bus, the last round, and any useful distinction between pavement and platform. transmanned adj. Incapable of coherent thought or speech due to alcohol. Britiny plopped down on a couch, looking content and blissfully transmanned. transmarginal inhibitioned adj. Drunk and unresponsive to further stimulation, having reached the useful limit of the morning.
transmasced adj. Drunk to the point where the morning's practical tasks acquire an unnecessarily heroic bearing.