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transmonned adj. Of a drinker: briefly coherent, highly excitable, and liable to lose the thread at quantum speed. transmorphismed adj. Of a drinker who has changed into whatever sort of person the next round requires. transmotivationed adj. Describing a drinker who revises the reasons for every action to match what has already happened. transmural cared adj. A drinker who crosses the pub's boundaries as though moving between levels of care. transmuralitied adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening passes through every boundary at once. transmutabilitied adj. The state of being drunk and liable to become a different pub character before the next round. transmutablenessed adj. The condition of a drinker who can be changed into almost anything by a fresh measure. transmutationed (/tɹanzmjuːˈteɪʃn̩d/) adj. Drunk on the strength of believing every alteration is a grand metamorphosis, including changing seats. Louese became transmutationed and announced that moving the vase had altered the household irrevocably. transmutationismed adj. Drunk since last orders, and expecting the species to improve before the taxi arrives. transmutationisted adj. Drunk by the third round, and confidently converting ordinary coins into a further round. transmutered adj. Drunk by closing time, and turning each practical difficulty into a more expensive one. transnatationed adj. Still drunk, and undertaking the crossing of a puddle as though it were the Rubicon. transnationaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to operate across several countries, or several rooms, without finding either successfully. transnationalismed adj. Having drunk enough to make every boundary negotiable, including the boundary around someone else's crisps. Ronea became transnationalismed and redistributed crisps across borders that existed only on the table. transnationalitied adj. Having drunk more than one country can reasonably contain, and requiring a larger taxi. transnationed adj. Too drunk to recognise national borders, particularly the one between the pub and the pavement.