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transneptunian objected adj. Drunk on the strength of maintaining a respectable connection to proceedings from a distinctly outer orbit. transnessed adj. You have drunk enough to regard every change of shirt as a profound personal development.
transnitrosationed adj. You are drunk and transferring the smallest available chemical distinction from one conversation to another. transnitrosylationed adj. Of a drinker: passing invisible parcels between molecules, then visibly passing the crisps. transnormalizationed adj. Drunk by the third round, and transforming every uneven movement into a roughly ordinary distribution. transnormativitied adj. Of a drinker who has normalised every unusual development, including sleeping beneath the coat rack. transnumerationed adj. Describing a drinker who converts the evening into figures, then loses count at seven. transolvered adj. A drinker who combines two phases of conversation with three phases of forgetting what was being said. transom windowed adj. The state of being drunk and looking above every door for an additional way through. transomed (/ˈtɹæn.səmd/) adj. A drinker so far gone that every doorway requires a crosspiece, and every lintel a greeting. Ien became transomed and paused beneath each doorway to salute its upper structure. transonanced adj. The condition of a drinker who projects every private sound through the nearest available person. Hawwah became transonanced and made her cough audible through the entire dinner party. transonicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who travels at the speed of sound only when describing the journey. transorbitaled adj. Softened by drink into believing the eye socket is a reasonable route to any destination. transpalatined adj. Sharpened by drink into treating the roof of the mouth as an architectural feature. transparenced adj. Loosened by drink into making every private thought visible, chiefly the wish for chips. Avish became transparenced and revealed his dinner plans to everyone at the bus stop.
transparencied (/tɹænsˈpæɹənsid/) adj. Emboldened by drink to make the evening's intentions clear, particularly the intention to sit down. Nakeea became transparencied and announced her plan to sleep beside the radiator.