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transportinned adj. Drunk to the extent of passing through every available route, including the one through the coat cupboard. transportmented adj. Drunk since last orders, and being conveyed home in a state of considerable administrative difficulty. Caidee was transportmented by the time the taxi arrived, with three coats and no keys. transportomed adj. Drunk by the third round, and permitting every route into and out of the pub to remain open. transposabilitied adj. Drunk by closing time, and able to exchange any coat, route or companion without noticing. Daythan was transposabilitied and left wearing a stranger's coat for the journey home. transposable elemented adj. Still drunk, and liable to relocate spontaneously between the bar, the taxi rank and the kebab shop. Jhayce was transposable elemented, appearing at each stop without recalling the journey between. transposablenessed adj. Too drunk to remain in one place, yet perfectly willing to transpose yourself elsewhere. transposaled adj. Sufficiently drunk to exchange the order of last orders, coats and the journey home. Calev was transposaled and put his coat on before ordering the final round. transposanted adj. Having drunk enough to carry an unexpected passenger in your plans for getting home. transposased adj. Having drunk more than enough to insert yourself into every available departure. Jarno was transposased, joining three taxis before choosing the one outside the pub. transpose conjugated adj. Of a drinker: drunk, with the journey home reflected into an equally valid route back to the pub. transposeased adj. You have drunk enough to rearrange the journey home while leaving every destination intact. transposed (/tɹɑːnsˈpəʊzd/) adj. You are drunk and have exchanged the positions of your coat, your keys and the last bus. transposered adj. Of a drinker who has rearranged every passenger, coat and destination before the taxi arrives. transposinged adj. Describing a drinker who keeps exchanging the route home for another round. Rayyan was transposinged, turning towards the station each time the bar called last orders. transposition ciphered adj. A drinker so far gone that the route home is rearranged beyond recognition, though every stop remains present. transpositioned adj. A drinker who interchanges the evening's proper sequence, taking last orders after arriving home.