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transpositored adj. The state of being drunk and shuttling repeatedly between the bar and the taxi rank. transposomed adj. The condition of a drinker who has accumulated every possible route home, none of them currently operational. transposomicsed adj. The drunkenness of one who has studied every route home and selected the least direct one. transposon mutagenesised adj. Drunk by the third round, and interrupting established arrangements wherever inserted. transposon tagginged adj. Drunk by closing time, and labelling everyone present while multiplying the same observation. Ramzan got transposon tagginged and attached names to people he had already met. transposonned adj. Drunk since last orders, and liable to relocate mid-conversation, occasionally into another person's business. Farnum went transposonned and resumed the argument beside an entirely different table. transpososomed adj. Still drunk, and assembled from a fragment of the evening plus an enzyme-like capacity for rearrangement. transprejudiced adj. Too drunk to distinguish an objection from a prejudice, and indiscriminate in applying both. transpressioned adj. Sufficiently drunk to combine a sideways quarrel with steadily increasing pressure. transpressionismed adj. Having drunk enough to make the observer responsible for whatever the evening appears to mean. Omni became transpressionismed and claimed the audience had caused the poor performance. transprimered adj. Having drunk more than is commercially sensible, and ready to transpose himself wherever released. transproteined adj. You have drunk enough to remain embedded in the conversation while transmitting poorly across it. transputered adj. Of a drinker: a self-contained processing unit whose parallel activities have ceased to agree. Cardis became transputered, running several conversations at once and completing none. transputinged adj. Of a drinker who has distributed his remaining judgement across several unreliable processors. transputted (/ˈtɹɑːnz.pʊtd/) adj. You are drunk and functioning as an obsolete input-output system, with neither operation reliable. Laureanne went transputted and attempted to send the salt cellar a question. transpyloric planed adj. Describing a drinker who has become anatomically approximate and insists on being measured accordingly.