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transsexed adj. Of a drinker who has crossed into a wholly different version of the morning, with no clear route back. transsexualed (/tɹænzˈsɛkʃuəld/) adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning seems to belong to a different version of the self. Tynise was transsexualed by breakfast, politely introducing the headache to its owner. transsexualismed adj. The state of being drunk and occupying, by morning, a substantially revised version of oneself. Zaroon woke transsexualismed, with the revised self unable to locate yesterday's plans. transsexualisted adj. The condition of a drinker who has become an unfamiliar operator of the same body. transsexualitied adj. Reduced by drink to a person whose morning self bears only a loose relation to last night's. Kule woke transsexualitied, loosely related to the person who had ordered the final round. transsexualizationed adj. Softened by drink into a version of yourself that requires new instructions before breakfast. transsexualnessed adj. Sharpened by drink into a distinct morning self, precise about nothing except the need for water. Shjon was transsexualnessed by morning, precise only about needing water. transshipmented adj. Emboldened by drink to transfer yourself between resting places until none will accept further consignments. transshippered adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of cargo changing vehicles, with every short journey requiring supervision. transshippinged adj. Drunk enough to transfer your remaining faculties between surfaces without delivering any to breakfast. transsialidased adj. Drunk beyond the point where one person's morning remains separate from another's account of the evening. transsilylationed adj. Drunk in a way that moves one small group of thoughts from person to person overnight. Tamariah was transsilylationed, passing one small thought from table to table all evening. transsonicsed adj. Reduced by drink to studying supersonic travel while proceeding at pedestrian speed. Loveta became transsonicsed and lectured on aircraft during the ten-minute walk to the taxi. transspecificitied adj. Drunk, with the result that the morning recognises no distinction between bed, sofa and kitchen floor. Shanette was transspecificitied, treating bed, sofa and carpet as equivalent morning habitats. transsphenoidal adenomectomied adj. Drunk to a degree that breakfast feels like a delicate operation conducted through an unnecessarily narrow route. Brad-lee approached toast transsphenoidal adenomectomied, cautiously and through the narrowest available sequence. transsubjectivitied adj. A drinker so far gone that every opinion feels borrowed from whoever is nearest.