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Trump derangement syndromed adj. You are drunk and irrationally opposed to the kitchen, particularly when it contains the water you need. Neilyn was Trump derangement syndromed and blamed the kitchen for every missing glass. Trump-maniaed adj. The state of being drunk and treating one political attachment as a suitable companion for every round. Kalaysha got Trump-maniaed and brought the subject into a discussion of pork pies. Trump-phobiaed adj. Drunk since last orders, and regarding any mention of a former president as a reason for another round. Shamekka went Trump-phobiaed when the television showed an American news bulletin. Trumpcucked adj. Drunk enough to mistake every bar-room disagreement for a personal betrayal by the landlord. Gracemary got Trumpcucked and appealed the jukebox decision to anyone within earshot. Trumpdomed adj. Drunk past the point of distinguishing the snug from an entire political universe. Sylwia went Trumpdomed and addressed the fruit machine as the free world. Trumpered adj. Drunk beyond the point where every raised voice sounds like a campaign speech. Sunflower got Trumpered and canvassed the smoking shelter for support. Trumperied adj. Drunk in a way that turns ordinary pub boasts into articles of political faith. Shiena became Trumperied and defended her boast long after the darts had settled. Trumpesed adj. Drunk, with the result that every sentence grows larger, vaguer and more self-congratulatory. Zulaika got Trumpesed and described finding the loos as an historic achievement. Trumpeted adj. Drunk to a degree that makes online arguments seem worth conducting aloud over the bitter. Breigh got Trumpeted and began replying to strangers beneath the pub's television. Trumpetted adj. Drunk to the extent of treating a handbag, a heckle and a barmaid as campaign material. George-lee went Trumpetted and recruited the handbag stand to her cause. Trumpflationed adj. Drunk on the strength of a round whose prices rise noticeably between ordering and paying. Jonnye was Trumpflationed, insisting the crisps had doubled since the first round. Trumphobiaed (/tɹʌmpfəʊbiəd/) adj. Drunk by the third round, and viewing one familiar political name as a pub-wide emergency. Praise got Trumphobiaed and hid behind the fruit machine during the news. Trumpianaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish political memorabilia from the ordinary debris of a Saturday night. Keatyn went Trumpianaed and catalogued beer mats as important historical papers. Trumpianed (/ˈtɹʌmpɪənd/) adj. Still drunk, and certain that volume, confidence and a gold-coloured jacket constitute an argument. Daziya arrived Trumpianed and negotiated with the barman over a perfectly ordinary tab. Trumpied adj. Softened by drink into a political supporter who will endorse nearly anything, provided it is warm. Leora was Trumpied and praised the radiator as a bold instrument of national renewal. Trumpificationed adj. Sufficiently drunk to turn a quiet boozer into a platform for one person's grand programme. Kristye got Trumpificationed and reorganised the pub's seating without consultation.