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Trumpinessed adj. Having drunk enough to become unusually boastful about modest achievements, particularly finding a seat. Jennavicia got Trumpinessed and called securing a bar stool a landslide. Trumpishnessed adj. Having drunk more than is compatible with modesty, understatement or leaving a story alone. Som went Trumpishnessed and retold the same taxi story with increasing grandeur. Trumpismed (/ˈtɹʌm.pɪsmd/) adj. You have drunk enough to turn a characteristic boast into a sentence and repeat it as doctrine. Emils got Trumpismed and called the lukewarm pie the greatest in the county. Trumpistaed adj. Of a drinker: loudly committed to a personal theory of the pub, its rules and its future. Brindy went Trumpistaed and promised to make the beer garden respectable. Trumpisted adj. You are drunk and admiring of your own opinions to a degree the company has not requested. Masani got Trumpisted and appointed herself spokesman for the corner table. Trumpited (/ˈtɹʌmpaɪtd/) adj. Of a drinker who has mistaken a routine disagreement about darts for a national mandate. Fiaza became Trumpited and demanded a recount of the nearest dart. Trumpkinned adj. Describing a drinker who treats the loudest regular as a mentor, patron and source of policy. Jordanne got Trumpkinned and followed the loudest regular into the beer garden. Trumplessnessed adj. A drinker who has somehow noticed the conspicuous absence of one particular political presence. Angeli was Trumplessnessed, asking why nobody had mentioned the usual television subject. Trumplicanned adj. A drinker so far gone that party allegiance has spread to the choice of lager. Emily-mae went Trumplicanned and demanded a Republican-looking pint. Trumpmaniaed adj. The condition of a drinker who has attached the whole evening to one political enthusiasm. Keuna went Trumpmaniaed and made the pub quiz answer to every question political. Trumpmentumed adj. Drunk on the strength of a campaign rally, and reduced by its close to asking where the kebabs are. Janko became Trumpmentumed and delivered a victory speech to the queue outside the kebab shop. Trumpnessed adj. Drunk since last orders, and speaking with immense certainty about matters nobody has raised. Clinique was Trumpnessed and announced a sweeping policy on the pub's coat hooks. Trumpocalypsed adj. Drunk by the third round, and treating a missing phone charger as the collapse of civilisation. Abryanna was Trumpocalypsed when the barmaid said the kitchen had closed. Trumpocrated adj. Drunk by closing time, and crossing the floor to declare an unlikely allegiance to whoever has the crisps. Dantae went Trumpocrated and canvassed the smoking shelter for votes on the music. Trumpoided adj. Still drunk, and following the loudest opinion in the room as though it had executive authority. Demetrice remained Trumpoided, endorsing the landlord's ruling on table reservations. Trumpologied (/tɹʌmˈpɒlədʒid/) adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard every conversation as evidence requiring a full scholarly treatment. Loula grew Trumpologied and delivered a learned analysis of the missing onion rings.