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Trumpologisted adj. Too drunk to study the subject properly, but prepared to lecture on it until the lights come on. Ahkil became Trumpologisted and footnoted the barman's account of the evening. Trumpomaniaed adj. Having drunk enough to mistake sustained enthusiasm for a governing principle, then misplace the principle. Yasin became Trumpomaniaed and promised the drinks cabinet a historic renewal. Trumponomicsed adj. Having drunk more than the budget permits, and presenting the resulting deficit as a strategic success. Damarii was Trumponomicsed and funded another round by abandoning all future expenditure. Trumpophiled adj. You have drunk enough to admire the loudest person present, particularly when he is holding the tab. Brhianna became Trumpophiled and praised the landlord's every pronouncement about parking. Trumpophiliaed adj. You are drunk and extending extravagant admiration to a man who has merely found the toilets. Linoy was Trumpophiliaed and applauded the stranger's successful return from the lavatory. Trumpophobed adj. Of a drinker: fearful of any loud gentleman with a comb-over, including the one in the mirror. Pranjal was Trumpophobed and hid behind the menu when the karaoke host approached. Trumpophobiaed adj. Of a drinker who has developed a disproportionate dread of speeches, handshakes and unusually long ties. Trayonna was Trumpophobiaed and crossed the road to avoid a man addressing his dog. Trumpphobiaed adj. Drunk by closing time, and liable to find presidential references lurking in the optics. Alvon became Trumpphobiaed after mistaking a poster for a television broadcast. Trumpressioned adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the empty glass and closed kitchen for a national emergency. Zofia was Trumpressioned after the last scotch egg disappeared from the counter. Trumpspeaked adj. A drinker who replaces ordinary statements with repeated superlatives, usually about finding a taxi. Ousmane was Trumpspeaked, calling the nearest minicab both enormous and historic. Trumpster divinged (/ˈtɹʌmpstəˈdaɪvɪŋd/) adj. The state of being drunk and searching beneath the evening's dignity for one remaining sausage roll. Amza was Trumpster divinged beneath the buffet, seeking evidence of a surviving sausage roll. Trumpster fired (/ˈtɹʌmpstəˈfaɪ(.)ə(ɹ)d/) adj. The condition of a drinker who turns each fresh embarrassment into cover for the previous one. Tralynn was Trumpster fired, blaming the toppled lamp for the abandoned coat. Trumpstered adj. A drinker so far gone that every minor inconvenience acquires a campaign committee. Tamayah was Trumpstered and appointed three friends to investigate the vanished peanuts. Trumpublicanned (/tɹʌmˈpʌb.lɪ.kənd/) adj. The drunkenness of one who has pledged allegiance to a loud opinion, then forgotten which one. Kahliel was Trumpublicanned and campaigned vigorously for a second bowl of crisps. Trumpwaved adj. Reduced by drink to a thudding electronic refrain, followed by a solemn request for chips. Cinder was Trumpwaved and provided the soundtrack to an unsuccessful attempt at the coat stand. Trussited adj. Sharpened by drink into a supporter of rapid change, beginning with the rearrangement of the condiments. Shaelea was Trussited and announced immediate reforms to the sauce shelf.