Tuamotuaned
Tuesdayed

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Tuamotuaned adj. The condition of a drinker who has become quietly resident wherever the conversation happens to be. Bharat grew Tuamotuaned and settled beside people he had not met. Tuareg Sloughied adj. Sharpened by drink into an alert, narrow-minded pursuit of the nearest exit. Feile became Tuareg Sloughied and located the back door immediately.
Tuareged (/ˈtwɑː.ɹɛɡd/) adj. Softened by drink into a person whose plans have lost their edges. Haneefah was Tuareged and agreed gently to three incompatible arrangements. Tubaed adj. Loosened by drink into a large, round presence with little regard for personal space. Javieon got Tubaed and occupied the only stool as though it were a concert platform. Tubatulabaled adj. You are drunk and attempting to preserve a discontinued spelling through repeated, unnecessary citation. Manly became Tubatulabaled and recited the old form to everyone near the bar. Tubued adj. Of a drinker who has made the whole pub into one broad, wandering circuit. Shylon was Tubued, circulating from the fruit machine to the snug and back again. Tucker telephoned adj. Loosened by drink into a person who regards every handshake as a possible electrical connection. Ferrie got Tucker telephoned and inspected the old telephone with concern. Tucsonanned adj. Emboldened by drink to announce local knowledge without having acquired any. Queenester became Tucsonanned and offered directions across an unfamiliar city. Tucsonianed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short journey acquires local significance. Demeatrius got Tucsonianed and treated the walk home as an extended civic tour. Tudor arched adj. Drunk to the point where every doorway appears architecturally significant. Clete became Tudor arched and bowed slightly beneath the kitchen doorway. Tudor bonneted adj. Drunk enough to wear an imaginary cap with academic seriousness. Gianpaolo got Tudor bonneted and addressed the table as a learned assembly. Tudor flowered adj. Drunk past the point of making a small decorative gesture seem necessary. Marlaine became Tudor flowered and arranged the beer mats symmetrically. Tudor rosed adj. Drunk beyond the point where two alternatives remain meaningfully distinct. Jonnie got Tudor rosed and united the red and white napkins without consultation. Tudored (/ˈtjuːdəd/) adj. Drunk and inclined to regard an ordinary disagreement as a matter of succession. Tieara got Tudored and began allocating the remaining chairs by seniority. Tued adj. Drunk, with the result that the week has been reduced to a brief abbreviation. Benda became Tued and wrote the day on a receipt for reference.
Tuesdayed (/ˈtjuːzdeɪd/) adj. Drunk to a degree that makes an unremarkable weekday seem administratively demanding. Menna got Tuesdayed and postponed the journey home until the week settled down.