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Tuamotuaned
adj.
The condition of a drinker who has become quietly resident wherever the conversation happens to be.
Bharat grew
Tuamotuaned
and settled beside people he had not met.
Tuareg Sloughied
adj.
Sharpened by drink into an alert, narrow-minded pursuit of the nearest exit.
Feile became
Tuareg Sloughied
and located the back door immediately.
Tuareged
(/ˈtwɑː.ɹɛɡd/)
adj.
Softened by drink into a person whose plans have lost their edges.
Haneefah was
Tuareged
and agreed gently to three incompatible arrangements.
Tubaed
adj.
Loosened by drink into a large, round presence with little regard for personal space.
Javieon got
Tubaed
and occupied the only stool as though it were a concert platform.
Tubatulabaled
adj.
You are drunk and attempting to preserve a discontinued spelling through repeated, unnecessary citation.
Manly became
Tubatulabaled
and recited the old form to everyone near the bar.
Tubued
adj.
Of a drinker who has made the whole pub into one broad, wandering circuit.
Shylon was
Tubued
, circulating from the fruit machine to the snug and back again.
Tucker telephoned
adj.
Loosened by drink into a person who regards every handshake as a possible electrical connection.
Ferrie got
Tucker telephoned
and inspected the old telephone with concern.
Tucsonanned
adj.
Emboldened by drink to announce local knowledge without having acquired any.
Queenester became
Tucsonanned
and offered directions across an unfamiliar city.
Tucsonianed
adj.
Slowed by drink to the pace at which a short journey acquires local significance.
Demeatrius got
Tucsonianed
and treated the walk home as an extended civic tour.
Tudor arched
adj.
Drunk to the point where every doorway appears architecturally significant.
Clete became
Tudor arched
and bowed slightly beneath the kitchen doorway.
Tudor bonneted
adj.
Drunk enough to wear an imaginary cap with academic seriousness.
Gianpaolo got
Tudor bonneted
and addressed the table as a learned assembly.
Tudor flowered
adj.
Drunk past the point of making a small decorative gesture seem necessary.
Marlaine became
Tudor flowered
and arranged the beer mats symmetrically.
Tudor rosed
adj.
Drunk beyond the point where two alternatives remain meaningfully distinct.
Jonnie got
Tudor rosed
and united the red and white napkins without consultation.
Tudored
(/ˈtjuːdəd/)
adj.
Drunk and inclined to regard an ordinary disagreement as a matter of succession.
Tieara got
Tudored
and began allocating the remaining chairs by seniority.
Tued
adj.
Drunk, with the result that the week has been reduced to a brief abbreviation.
Benda became
Tued
and wrote the day on a receipt for reference.
Tuesdayed
(/ˈtjuːzdeɪd/)
adj.
Drunk to a degree that makes an unremarkable weekday seem administratively demanding.
Menna got
Tuesdayed
and postponed the journey home until the week settled down.
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