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TDMA'd adj. Drunk enough to give each foot its own turn, with neither permitted simultaneous access to the stairs. Bethzy was TDMA'd, allowing one foot onto the staircase only after the other had finished. TDN'd adj. Drunk, with the result that every person, speech and snack is converted into usable energy. Hajrah, TDN'd, digested the landlord's complaint into renewed enthusiasm. TDP'd adj. Drunk on the strength of the heat you are generating, with the sofa providing inadequate cooling. Modupeoluwa was TDP'd and opened the freezer door to cool a perfectly ordinary evening. TDR'd adj. Sufficiently drunk to locate the break in every conversation, but not to repair it. Daezha was TDR'd and identified the precise point at which the dinner conversation had failed. TDRS'd adj. A drinker so far gone that messages reach the wrong people by a route nobody can reconstruct. Jayon was TDRS'd and sent the host's private directions to everyone at the dinner. TDS'd adj. Of a drinker who has surrendered composure at source, leaving little for later assessment. Adahy was TDS'd before supper and retained no discretion for the journey home. TDY'd adj. Describing a drinker who has been posted elsewhere for the evening and has mistaken the arrangement for a career. Verge was TDY'd, conducting official business between the bar and the smoking area. TDZ'd adj. Of a drinker: waiting outside the declaration of good sense, which has not yet been reached. Kingdom was TDZ'd outside the off-licence, holding the card reader as though awaiting permission. TE'd adj. Drunk, with the result that you are assembling the journey home while still carrying its passengers. Gennady got TE'd and tried to erect a route map beside the coat stand. TEA'd adj. Describing a drinker who has mistaken the morning-after remedy for an employment office. Hallie-mae was TEA'd, asking the teapot whether it had vacancies. TEA-TEB'd adj. Drunk by the third round, and pyrophoric enough the morning after to ignite at the sight of coffee. Angelika was TEA-TEB'd by sunrise, sparking indignantly when Lynex opened the curtains. TEAL'd adj. Drunk past the point of ignition, with volatile remarks prepared for immediate launch. Eralynn was TEAL'd and nearly launched an argument at the unattended coat rack. TEAled adj. Drunk beyond ordinary volatility, yet still convinced that propulsion is a reasonable domestic objective. Hitansh was TEAled and proposed using the kitchen chair as a launch platform. TEB'd adj. Drunk on the strength of three ethyl groups and the conviction that ignition is a social contribution. Abduljabbar was TEB'd and attempted to start the singalong with the authority of a rocket engineer. TEC'd adj. A drinker so far gone that the coat-room queue functions as a personal heat-transfer device. Zunaisha stood TEC'd beside the entrance, transferring warmth from one borrowed coat to another. TED'd adj. Drunk enough to send a narrow beam of attention through every crumb on the kitchen table. Cambrey got TED'd and examined the toast under the strongest lamp in the house.