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Turanismed adj. Of a drinker who has attempted, after several rounds, to unite every possible route home. Cydne was Turanismed and sought agreement between the night bus, a taxi and walking. Turanisted adj. Describing a drinker who supports one grand departure plan, provided nobody asks for details. Jaevaughn was Turanisted and campaigned for everyone to leave together, immediately and somehow. Turanned adj. Sufficiently drunk to regard the whole journey home as a nomadic undertaking. Tyrek was Turanned and packed three coats for the six-minute walk to the taxi rank. Turcificationed adj. Drunk enough to make an ordinary institution feel in need of immediate, comprehensive reorganisation. Izaeh got Turcificationed and redesigned the pub noticeboard before ordering another round. Turcismed adj. A drinker who has turned the ordinary walk home into a sequence of emphatic, foreign-sounding instructions. Ambriehl was Turcismed and directed the taxi rank with gestures of increasing certainty. Turcizationed adj. A drinker so far gone that the evening's remaining objects are being converted into something more Turkish. Ashwath was Turcizationed and attempted to turn the cloakroom ticket into a passport. Turcocretanned adj. The condition of a drinker who has made the taxi journey home into a small, self-contained province. Detrich was Turcocretanned and asked the driver to recognise the back seat as sovereign territory. Turcoed adj. Too drunk to distinguish the kitchen chair from a formal military position. Elishka was Turcoed, sitting rigidly beside the sink with a glass of water. Turcologied adj. You have drunk enough to turn the kitchen cupboard into a subject of sustained scholarship. Theron became Turcologied while examining the underside of the biscuit tin. Turcologisted adj. Having drunk enough to catalogue every label in the kitchen before finding the sofa. Loreal became Turcologisted and classified the jars beside the cooker. Turcomanned adj. The drunkenness of one who has crossed the pub's entire territory in search of one last drink. Geanie was Turcomanned and navigated between tables as though the bar lay beyond the horizon. Turcophiled adj. Drunk by closing time, and expressing an archaic fondness for Turkey with unnecessary scholarly confidence. Roverto became Turcophiled and delivered a lecture on Ottoman influence to the coat stand. Turcophiliaed adj. Too drunk to distinguish admiration for Turkey from a general requirement that the conversation concern it. Oberyn got Turcophiliaed and praised Turkish architecture to a man discussing parking. Turcophilismed adj. Having drunk enough to convert fondness for Turkey into a minor political platform. Jostein got Turcophilismed and demanded a more favourable foreign policy from the barman. Turcophobed adj. You have drunk enough to oppose Turkish things on principle, though the principle remains unrecorded. Roberth got Turcophobed and rejected the Turkish menu without having read it. Turcophobiaed adj. Of a drinker: drunk with a settled dislike of Turkey, elaborated beyond the evidence. Bronston became Turcophobiaed and issued a lengthy objection to the Turkish coffee.