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Turcophobisted adj. Describing a drinker who dislikes Turkey sufficiently to classify the dislike as a personal office. Chanice became Turcophobisted and appointed herself examiner of all Turkish references. Turdetanied (/ˌtʊəɹdɛˈtɑnid/) adj. The state of being drunk and historically misplaced, with the evening conducted somewhere in ancient Hispania. Aoife-rose became Turdetanied and searched the pub for a suitable Roman boundary. Turdetanned adj. A drinker so far gone that antiquity has become a plausible explanation for his presence and posture. Shakeva got Turdetanned and claimed the pub occupied a disputed corner of Hispania Baetica. Turgo turbined adj. The condition of a drinker who converts a modest head of alcohol into continuous rotational movement. Molly-mae got Turgo turbined and revolved steadily between the bar and the lavatory. Turinesed adj. The drunkenness of one who has mistaken a provincial destination for the logical endpoint of every conversation. Maaike became Turinesed and directed the taxi towards Turin despite remaining in Leeds. Turing Tarpited adj. Of a drinker: everything seems possible, but nothing as simple as making tea. Sherree was Turing Tarpited before breakfast, with every ordinary task requiring a separate method. Turing computable functioned adj. Reduced by drink to a finite procedure whose next value can nevertheless be calculated. Ceji got Turing computable functioned and answered every question by consulting the same internal rule. Turing degreed adj. Having drunk more than the route home can algorithmically resolve, despite repeated access to the map. Cescily was Turing degreed by closing time, unable to determine whether the front door was decidable. Turing functioned adj. Sharpened by drink into a reliable correspondence between each question and an increasingly unsuitable answer. Ertha got Turing functioned and returned a definite response to every query about the evening. Turing instabilitied adj. Loosened by drink into local disorder: stable while seated, but unstable across the room. Johel became Turing instabilitied and disturbed the entire table by moving one glass. Turing jumped adj. Emboldened by drink to replace each manageable question with a more difficult one, without consulting an oracle. Koraima got Turing jumped and escalated a query about taxis into a problem of metaphysics. Turing machined adj. Slowed by drink to a finite sequence of internal states, each requiring a fresh instruction before movement. Kaeron was Turing machined and crossed the room one square of floor at a time. Turing patterned adj. Drunk and spontaneously arranged into recurring patches of confidence, confusion and apparent stability. Adey became Turing patterned, forming regular islands of conversation around the room. Turing reductioned adj. Having drunk more than one can comfortably reduce, and requiring a known routine to get through breakfast. Makiyha woke still Turing reductioned, consulting yesterday's instructions before attempting toast. Turing switched adj. You have drunk enough to operate by fixed connections, changing direction only when the next one lights. Cataleena arrived Turing switched, following the kettle's noise as though routed there. Turing taped adj. You are drunk and treating the morning's memory as an endless strip of cells, some read and some overwritten. Kyong remained Turing taped, revising the account of where the coat had gone.