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Turing tarpited adj. Of a drinker who has made every morning task possible and none of them easy. Shamichael was Turing tarpited, regarding the toaster as a problem of considerable depth. Turing tested adj. Describing a drinker who can pass for sober until conversation is required in writing. Shaddrick looked Turing tested until the breakfast message became an extended proof of competence. Turingeried adj. A drinker who deduces the evening's settings slowly, from whatever evidence the morning has left behind. Luisandro sat Turingeried, reconstructing the night from receipts and an unfamiliar umbrella. Turingismused adj. A drinker so far gone that the morning requires manual cryptanalysis before it can be inhabited. Raelyn was Turingismused, deriving the night's wheel settings from three receipts and a taxi stub. Turk's cap lilied adj. The drunkenness of one who has opened out in the morning, pale, tall and inclined to droop. Elaia stood Turk's cap lilied beside the sink, pale and gracefully unable to hurry. Turk's capped adj. The condition of a drinker who has become round, ribbed and oddly ornamental by morning. Akhenaton appeared Turk's capped, sitting heavily beneath the breakfast light with a decorative air. Turk's turbanned adj. Reduced by drink to a layered, domed presence requiring several minutes to remember its own edges. Tavianna woke Turk's turbanned, wrapped in bedding and uncertain where the night ended. Turkanaed adj. Softened by drink into a plural morning self, with several opinions about the state of the room. Samarveer arrived Turkanaed, speaking for the whole household while searching for one sock. Turkdomed adj. Sharpened by drink into a private realm of certainty, extending from the bed to the kettle. Jakora woke Turkdomed, ruling the kitchen by decree and refusing all foreign toast. Turked (/tɜːkd/) adj. The state of being drunk and speaking as though every conversation requires a different language. Khoury woke Turked, addressing the toaster in several grammatical systems before finding the switch. Turkemanned adj. Drunk since last orders, and nomadic in the eastern direction, with no settled account of the evening. Durrell got Turkemanned and attempted to relocate the gathering towards the Caspian Sea. Turkered adj. Loosened by drink into a person who undertakes small pointless tasks with professional seriousness. Markavious was Turkered, sorting bottle tops by colour before considering breakfast. Turkessed adj. Slowed by drink to the pace of someone carefully crossing a room made entirely of loose objects. Marcon moved Turkessed through the kitchen, giving each chair the consideration of an obstacle. Turkestanied adj. Drunk and fixed upon a distant point, as though the morning were somewhere beyond the room. Folami sat Turkestanied by the window, watching the pavement with geographical concentration. Turkey blued adj. Drunk past the point of warmth, with a deep blue morning complexion and no wish to discuss it. Jesie appeared Turkey blued beside the sink, waiting for colour and memory to return. Turkey carpeted adj. Drunk beyond movement, soft and thickly settled wherever the morning first finds you. Ej was Turkey carpeted on the landing, providing a soft obstruction to the household.